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While eating some Lancashire cheese,
Billcat started to sneeze,
The sneeze made him f@rt,
and he dirtied the part
Of his trousers, right down to his knees.




Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,

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Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass

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Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass
So, here's to you Gran,

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Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass
So, here's to you Gran,
the Claret and Blue fan,

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Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass
So, here's to you Gran,
the Claret and Blue fan,
The lady with plenty of sass.



That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,

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That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,
Aye - she studies criminology - quite meaty

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That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,
Aye - she studies criminology - quite meaty,
She's as cute as a fox,

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That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,
Aye - she studies criminology - quite meaty,
She's as cute as a fox,
Fresh out of detox,

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That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,
Aye - she studies criminology - quite meaty,
She's as cute as a fox,
Fresh out of detox,
Where she renounced the drink, by treaty

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The leader of the Council is a Tory

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The leader of the Council's a Tory,
Oh crap, this should be a good story,

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The leader of the Council's a Tory,
Oh crap, this should be a good story,
On tonight's evening news

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The leader of the Council's a Tory,
Oh crap, this should be a good story,
On tonight's evening news
He's sinking plenty of booze

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The leader of the Council's a Tory,
Oh crap, this should be a good story,
On tonight's evening news
He's sinking plenty of booze
So let's hope he falls o'er and it's gory.

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[QUOTE=JohnW]Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass
So, here's to you Gran,
the Claret and Blue fan,
The lady with plenty of sass.

AHH THANKS GUYS I LIKE THAT............:D ......