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when i was just a nipper
Mommy said, "Never play with your zipper,"
but she wouldnot say why

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when i was just a nipper
Mommy said, "Never play with your zipper,"
but she wouldnot say why
till i caught "it" in the fly.

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when i was just a nipper
Mommy said, "Never play with your zipper,"
but she wouldnot say why
till i caught "it" in the fly.
So now she calls me Jack the Ripper!

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There was a young lady from France,

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There was a young lady from France,
Who offered an exotic dance,

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There was a young lady from France,
Who offered an exotic dance,
she wiggled her hips

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There was a young lady from France,
Who offered an exotic dance,
she wiggled her hips
while soliciting tips,

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There was a young lady from France,
Who offered an exotic dance,
she wiggled her hips
while soliciting tips,
and sent the punters away in a trance

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tealeaf is now in disgrace

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tealeaf is now in disgrace,
but the thief is not red in the face

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tealeaf is now in disgrace,
but the thief is not red in the face
he,s a lovable rogue

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tealeaf is now in disgrace,
but the thief is not red in the face
he,s a lovable rogue
who when in the morgue

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tealeaf is now in disgrace,
but the thief is not red in the face
he,s a lovable rogue
who when in the morgue
will have his tongue firmly in cheek.





There was a young lady named Mez

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There was a young lady named Mez
who sometimes wore a Fez

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There was a young lady named Mez
who sometimes wore a Fez
the tassle did flick