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Me neither lettie, it’s a bit like the kettle and the pot isn’t it……..A pint it is.

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and he started to follow a star

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brightly guiding him straight to a bar

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but he was too short
to see what he thought
were the pumps so near yet so far!

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hehehehehehehehe i like this thread its fun :-)
Bring it on!!!!

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Sorry i'm being told i'm doing it wrong so here goes:-


Wingy was driving his car
and he started to follow a star
brightly guiding him straight to a bar
but he was too short
to see what he thought
were the pumps so near yet so far

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mick, mac, pussycat,
leave your pets alone, :biggrin8:
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There was a young fella called Len,

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There was a young fella called Len,
Hid himself away in his den,

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There was a young fella called Len,
Hid himself away in his den,
When he came out for dinner,

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There was a young fella called Len,
Hid himself away in his den,
When he came out for dinner,
He looked an awful lot slimmer

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There was a young fella called Len,
Hid himself away in his den,
When he came out for dinner,
He looked an awful lot slimmer,
'Cause all he had chewed was his pen.

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Acrylic-Bob one fine day,

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Acrylic-Bob one fine day,
Was sat outside in the month of may

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Acrylic-Bob one fine day,
Sat outside in the month of May,
He was reading his Playboy,