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i know a woman called mary,
she can be quite contrary
When she open her gob,

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i know a woman called mary,
she can be quite contrary
When she open her gob
Her teeth got robbed

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i know a woman called mary,
she can be quite contrary
When she open her gob
Her teeth got robbed
And now she chews like a fairy.

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Out walking one day on the Coppice,

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Out walking one day on the Coppice
I noticed a whole load of poppies,

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Out walking one day on the Coppice
I noticed a whole load of poppies,
They swayed in the breeze

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Out walking one day on the Coppice,
I noticed a whole load of poppies,
They swayed in the breeze,
Along with the trees,

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Out walking one day on the Coppice,
I noticed a whole load of poppies,
They swayed in the breeze,
Along with the trees,
in tune with the buzzing of bees

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A Stanley fan once on Peel Park,

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A Stanley fan once on Peel Park,
wanted to play footie in the dark,

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A Stanley fan once on Peel Park,
wanted to play footie in the dark,
So they installed some lights,

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A Stanley fan once on Peel Park,
wanted to play footie in the dark,
So they installed some lights,
to brighten up his nights,

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A Stanley fan once on Peel Park,
wanted to play footie in the dark,
So they installed some lights,
to brighten up his nights,
But we pinched all the bulbs for a lark.

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I hear tell that Lettie once said,

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Oh god, we've got to do better than this folks