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I will get even Miss Ellie!! lol.

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Ok,ok, I'll buy you a pint if you stop.
Said Doug to T, while drinking his pop
He tried to bribe,
but sent the wrong vibe

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Ok,ok, I'll buy you a pint if you stop.
Said Doug to T, while drinking his pop
He tried to bribe,
but sent the wrong vibe
So "T" slopped Doug's pop on his mop-top!

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Miss Ellie was going to Dallas,

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Miss Ellie was going to Dallas,
To chase all the fellas,

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Miss Ellie was going to Dallas,
To chase all the fellas,
When she got off the train,

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Miss Ellie was going to Dallas,
To chase all the fellas,
When she got off the train
it began to rain

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Miss Ellie was going to Dallas,
To chase all the fellas,
When she got off the train
it began to rain
So she ended up using a phallus...


(I know that's bad, but I couldn't think of anything else)

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My oh my that Lettie is rude,

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My oh my that Lettie is rude,
Her comments are positively lewd,

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My oh my that Lettie is rude,
Her comments are positively lewd,
They're all about nooky

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My oh my that Lettie is rude,
Her comments are positively lewd,
They're all about nooky
And I'll bet she's no rooky

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My oh my that Lettie is rude,
Her comments are positively lewd,
They're all about nooky
And I'll bet she's no rooky
You can bet she's known many a dude.
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Tealeaf's in sunshine today,

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Tealeaf's in sunshine today,
so it should be beer & play