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mez 02-08-2004 11:15
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good on ya john get um towd///

JohnW 02-08-2004 12:52
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There once was a pair on this site,
Who couldn't get Limericks right,
So they blamed it on John,
And told him to be gone,
And I think that's real bloody tight!

JohnW 02-08-2004 18:49
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There once was a Limerick which stated,

Doug 02-08-2004 18:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnW
OK you two, ganging up on me. Let me just say again. In a Limerick, the first two lines rhyme with each other, the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other and the fifth (last) line is supposed to rhyme with the first and second lines not the third and fourth as you two gangsters have it. So, up your kilts with two thistles!:p :p :p :( :( :( :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :glare8: :glare8: :glare8:
Bl***y hell John, them two thistles hurt like B******.

I won't be having another go at you. lol. I hope you had a nice one.

Doug 02-08-2004 19:00
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There once was a Limerick which stated,
Between me and my dear departed

JohnW 02-08-2004 19:07
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There once was a Limerick which stated,
Between me and my dear departed
That whoever went first,

Doug 02-08-2004 19:12
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There once was a Limerick which stated,
Between me and my dear departed,
That whoever went first,
Should Carrie the purse,

ellie 02-08-2004 19:19
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There once was a Limerick which stated,
Between me and my dear departed,
That whoever went first,
Should Carrie the purse,
So in the end they farted

JohnW 02-08-2004 19:21
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There once was a young girl named Ellie,

lettie 02-08-2004 19:38
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There once was a young girl named Ellie,
Whos feet were incredibly smelly

JohnW 02-08-2004 20:24
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There once was a young girl named Ellie,
Who's feet were incredibly smelly
No matter how much she washed 'em,

Tealeaf 02-08-2004 22:03
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here once was a young girl named Ellie,
Who's feet were incredibly smelly
No matter how much she washed 'em,[
but she massaged them in flem

JohnW 03-08-2004 10:33
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There once was a young girl named Ellie,
Who's feet were incredibly smelly
No matter how much she washed 'em,
but she massaged them in flem
While she was sat watching the telly.

(Don't be offended Ellie, everyone gets insulted on this thread eventually, we don't really mean it!:D

Tealeaf was once in a hurry,

ellie 03-08-2004 10:57
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Tealeaf was once in a hurry,
To go and get a curry,

ellie 03-08-2004 11:12
Re: Limericks - add a line
 
Tealeaf was once in a hurry,
To go and get a curry,
He fell on his head,
And ended up in bed


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