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IF ever there was such a day...........
that the lottery cash came my way
If It happened to me,
I would probably pee,

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IF ever there was such a day...........
that the lottery cash came my way
If It happened to me,
I would probably pee,
My pants, as I shouted "hurray"

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Tinkerbell, Granny and I,

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Tinkerbell, Granny and I,
thought we,d see who could bake the best pie

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Tinkerbell, Granny and I,
Thought we'd see who could bake the best pie,
Tinks cooked a good one,
But Gran's was a dud one,
And mine was the best. (That's a lie)

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brilliant....................lol

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It's supposed to be hot today.......

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It's supposed to be hot today...
your clothes, off they must stay,

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It's supposed to be hot today...
your clothes, off they must stay,
I'll get my bikini...

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[QUOTE=slinky]It's supposed to be hot today...
your clothes, off they must stay,
I'll get my bikini..
the new micro, teeny....

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It's supposed to be hot today...
your clothes, off they must stay,
I'll get my bikini..
the new micro, teeny....
And i will go for a quick roll in the hay.

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Phwar! A roll in the hay with that Slinky,
Whilst in her bikini, that's kinky,

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Phwar! A roll in the hay with that Slinky,
Whilst in her bikini, that's kinky,
When the sun goes down,

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Phwar! A roll in the hay with that Slinky,
Whilst in her bikini, that's kinky,
When the sun goes down,
you'll all frown,
because she grows a winky! :D



I'll try and start a new one off

JohnW may say,

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JohnW may say,
Tinkerbelle will not play,