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Grannyclaret and Tealeaf it's said,
With faces turning beet red,
it's an affair that there after
could only end in disaster
But then again it could end up in BED!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
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Good one kinky slinky now come along, it's your turn to start us off!

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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy

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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
but it was 3 sizes too small

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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
but it was 3 sizes too small
and most shocking of all

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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
but it was 3 sizes too small
and off it would fall


(almost got me with the word "cozzy." Had to look it up in a slang dictionary.)

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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
but it was 3 sizes too small
and off it would fall
"Indecent Exposure", said the Sheriff, with his possie.

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There was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy,
but it was 3 sizes too small,
so she let out some air,

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OK here's a new one:

It seems some folks can't write things that rhyme,
It happens here time after time,

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It seems some folks can't write things that rhyme,
It happens here time after time,
In the limerick form

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It seems some folks can't write things that rhyme,
It happens here time after time,
In the limerick form
Five lines are the norm

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It seems some folks can't write things that rhyme,
It happens here time after time,
In the limerick form
Five lines are the norm
Rhyming AABBA on the dime!

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We're policing the limericks today

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We're policing the limericks today
So be careful what you say

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We're policing the limericks today
So be careful what you say
Post a rhyme that is weird