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The trouble with going to vote,
You listen to each sincere quote,
You put your cross in the box,
The prepare to take knocks,

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The trouble with going to vote,
You listen to each sincere quote,
You put your cross in the box,
Then prepare to take knocks, (had to fix the typo!)

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The trouble with going to vote,
You listen to each sincere quote,
You put your cross in the box,
Then prepare to take knocks,
'Cause the b@stards all lied through their throat.

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the boss has a habbit of picking his nose
and cutting the nails on his toes

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the boss has a habbit of picking his nose
and cutting the nails on his toes
His strange concept of fun

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[QUOTE=Billcat]the boss has a habbit of picking his nose
and cutting the nails on his toes
His strange concept of fun,
was to mix up some dough,

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the boss has a habbit of picking his nose
and cutting the nails on his toes
His strange concept of fun,
was to mix up some dough,
And feed it to everyday Joes.

The AccyWeb group's going to meet
At the Stag, which is gonna be sweet!

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The AccyWeb group's going to meet
At the Stag, which is gonna be sweet!
If we drink too much beer

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The AccyWeb group's going to meet
At the Stag, which is gonna be sweet!
If we drink too much beer
And Pendy is here

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The AccyWeb group's going to meet
At the Stag, which is gonna be sweet!
If we drink too much beer
And Pendy is here
She just might sweep us all off our feet.

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Though viruses threaten us all.......

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Though viruses threaten us all.......
There is only one person to call..............

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Though viruses threaten us all.......
There is only one person to call...........
thats our wonderful doc

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Though viruses threaten us all.......
There is only one person to call...........
thats our wonderful doc
who tries to unlock

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Though viruses threaten us all.......
There is only one person to call...........
thats our wonderful doc
who tries to unlock
the bugs that want to kill us all.