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The webbers of Accy are
always stood round a bar
when theve had a few drinks
The men start to wink
Before driving away in a car.

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it was saturday night in the spring

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it was saturday night in the spring
when the birds, they began to sing

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it was saturday night in the spring
when the birds, they began to sing
The sun was shining,

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it was saturday night in the spring
when the birds, they began to sing
The sun was shining,
people out dining

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it was saturday night in the spring
when the birds, they began to sing
The sun was shining,
people out dining
When she excepted the gold ring.

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there was a rich widdow in accy
but her habbits were rather tacky

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There was a rich widdow in accy,
But her habits were rather tacky,
She would spend lots of cash,
Going out on the lash,
And smoking the old wacky baccy!

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she was looking for something in red

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She was looking for something in red,
Her intention, to get him in bed,

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She was looking for something in red,
Her intention, to get him in bed,
her bossom,s size forty

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She was looking for something in red,
Her intention, to get him in bed,
her bossom,s size forty
she was feeling a little naughty

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She was looking for something in red,
Her intention, to get him in bed,
Her bossom,s size forty
She was feeling a little naughty
So happily gave him some hea............

Oh my, will I be banned?

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a film star was taking a bath
with an extra ,just for a laugh

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A film star was taking a bath,
With an extra, just for a laugh,
The suds started to melt,
And her boobs then got 'felt',