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there once was a man from pool
who thought he was rather cool

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He walked past a school

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there once was a man from pool
who thought he was rather cool
He walked past a school
thinking Jamie Oliver was a fool

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and stood in a dollop of dog stool

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when taking a plane off to france

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when taking a plane off to france
The ladies, they did dance

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when taking a plane off to france
The ladies, they did dance
they had just won some contest
to see who had the best chest

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when taking a plane off to france
The ladies, they did dance
they had just won some contest
to see who had the best chest
and which ones bounced best in the prance

Not a very good last line I know but there were very few options there.

OK here's a new one.



We hear David and posh may return

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and there is something that they have to learn,

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They have to learn not to be so sad

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or he will get a KICK IN THE NAD!!!!

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I knew a old woman from settle.

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Who stung her arse on a nettle

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I KNEW A OLD WOMAN FROM SETTLE
Who stung her arse on a nettle
SHE BOILED THE KETTLE.......

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And made tea with a petal!!!!!!