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I knew a old man from ossy...................

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I knew a old man from ossy,
who dressed in a prostitute's cozzy,

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I knew an old man from Ossy,
Who dressed in a prostitutes cozzy,
It chafed and it pinched.......

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I knew an old man from Ossy,
Who dressed in a prostitutes cozzy,
It chafed and it pinched......
but he never flinched......

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I knew an old man from Ossy,
Who dressed in a prostitutes cozzy,
It chafed and it pinched,
as he ran past the lynch,

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I knew an old man from Ossy,
Who dressed in a prostitutes cozzy,
It chafed and it pinched,
as he ran past the lynch,
and his new perm went all fozzy!!!!!!!!!

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young janet who posts on this site
was watching the tele one night

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young janet who posts on this site
was watching the tele one night
she suddenly jumped

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and both her fists thumped

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As She Said ''god These Knickers Are Tight!!!!

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cos her boyfriend woz on price is right

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sorry slinky ,got carried away ,,yours was better anyway ,,lol

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LOL...........yours wasn't bad either.

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I KNEW A OLD WOMAN FROM SETTLE
Who stung her arse on a nettle
SHE BOILED THE KETTLE.......
And made tea with a petal!!!!!!
but for got she'd P***** in the Kettle

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Oh bo**ocks, I cocked that up didn't I :o