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]On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
with a flask of tea and butties for my belly,
I vomited on the way
For most of the day,

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On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
with a flask of tea and butties for my belly,
I vomited on the way
For most of the day,
so most of the coach was not very paly

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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan

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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
so better watch out cause he aint hiding

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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
so better watch out cause he aint hiding
He's out there blustering for all to see,

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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
so better watch out cause he aint hiding
He's out there blustering for all to see,
He's big and he's mean, a category three,

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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
so better watch out cause he aint hiding
He's out there blustering for all to see,
He's big and he's mean, a category three,
You'll **** your pants as your house starts jiving

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Hahahahah - I think you're right T. He's a category 5 now and strengthening. He looks to be coming straight up the whole state if his current track is maintained. There won't hardly be a house left between the Keys and Georgia if he does.

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Anyway John, just make sure you don't leave your washing out on the line.


Next limerick:

On saturday, Stanley are off to Dagenham

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Eee by gum Ay, them were t'days eh Tayleaf?

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Eee by gum Ay, them were t'days eh Tayleaf?
No turkey for Christmas Day - just cornbeef

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Eee by gum Ay, them were t'days eh Tayleaf?
No turkey for Christmas Day - just cornbeef
We lived in a box and we hadn't no socks,

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On saturday, Stanley are off to Dagenham
Maybe they're going down a shaggin' um,

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Eee by gum Ay, them were t'days eh Tayleaf?
No turkey for Christmas Day - just cornbeef
We lived in a box and we hadn't no socks,
No coal on t'fire, just owd rocks

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On saturday, Stanley are off to Dagenham
Maybe they're going down a shaggin' um,
We're all hoping they'll win