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there were two young ladies from kent
who to the pub,they did frequent

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there were two young ladies from kent

whoto the pub they did frequent
on paying their bill

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There were two young ladies from kent
Who to the pub they did frequent
On paying their bill
They received quite a thrill

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when the landlord caught his thing in the till.

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There was a young man from Cheam,

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There was a young man from Cheam,
Up his arse was a huge wooden beam

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There was a young man from Cheam,
Up his arse was a huge wooden beam,
whilst out on the river,

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There was a young man from Cheam,
Up his arse was a huge wooden beam,
whilst out on the river,
He started to shiver,

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[QUOTE=yerself]There was a young man from Cheam,
Up his arse was a huge wooden beam,
whilst out on the river,
He started to shiver,
and his stern craked apart at the seam.

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There was a young Lady who daily,

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There was a young Lady who daily
got a whistle from handsome young bailey

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he gave it a tweet

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but left it nice and neat.........

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There was a young Lady who daily
got a whistle from handsome young bailey
he gave it a tweet
but left it nice and neat
now he kisses the young lady daily

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there once was a man from pool............