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there was a young man who thought he was cute
but him we wanted to shoot
coz he sells his ass in tuesdays loot
£5 a pop up the poop chute,
or for a tenner he'll smoke yer pink flute.
ah f**k it a fiver then after all he is cute

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_2.gif :rofl38: OMG CHAV!!!!


Next one .................... :D

That chav is so rude,





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That chav is so rude,
and also very crude

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That chav is so rude,
and also very crude,
he makes me blush,

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That chav is so rude,
and also very crude,
he makes me blush,
cuz he dresser so plush

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That chav is so rude,
and also very crude,
he makes me blush,
cuz he dresses so plush,
and makes me laugh when downright lude!

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follow that ..............lol

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That chav is so rude,
and also very crude,
he makes me blush,
cuz he dresses so plush,
and makes me laugh when downright lude!
he makes me so horny now pass me the lube
coz i wanna shove it down the brown tube

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I feel sick.


Talk about gross.

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I feel sick.
Talk about gross
shut up you tart
it could have been worse

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i feel sick
talk about gross
shut up you tart
it could have been worse
when i rifle through your burberry purse !

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a burburry pures of them there are plenty
but like the owners head its always empty

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a burberry purse of them there are plenty
but like the owners head its always empty
because that gurl was under twenty
all the chav lads had ***aplenty

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a burberry purse of them there are plenty
but like the owners head its always empty
because that gurl was under twenty
all the chav lads had ***aplenty
bet they got more than a smell of her scenty;)

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christmas time is here again