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christmas time is here again
the shopping is a pain

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I wish i could put down my bags

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Christmas time is here again,
The shopping is a pain,
I wish i could put down my bags
Stop, and light one of my fags,

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Christmas time is here again,
The shopping is a pain,
I wish i could put down my bags
Stop, and light one of my fags,
and just hope it keeps me sane!

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next please

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In Florida it doesn't snow,

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In Florida it doesn't snow,
we just get tanned,,,MY DOES IT SHOW?:p

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In Florida it doesn't snow,
we just get tanned,,,MY DOES IT SHOW?
Though we're not brown ALL over,

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In Florida it doesn't snow,
we just get tanned,,,MY DOES IT SHOW?
Though we're not brown ALL over,
we hide our bits with clover ;)

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In Florida it doesn't snow,
we just get tanned,,,MY DOES IT SHOW?
Though we're not brown ALL over,
we hide our bits with clover
And a cleverly placed big bow.

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Five more shopping days till Christmas

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Five more shopping days till Christmas
oh dear its been and gone
where did those days i missed pass?:rolleyes: .........................well it rhymes
did i go off on one?

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Five more shopping days 'til Christmas,
Oh dear it's been and gone,
Where did those days I missed pass ?
Did I go off on one ?
Think you meant ****ed at mass.

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Soon the New Year will be here

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Soon the New Year will be here
with lots of joy and perhaps a tear