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soon old santa will be on the job
stuffing mince pies into his gob

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soon old santa will be on the job
stuffing mince pies into his gob
drinking rudolphs milk

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soon old santa will be on the job
stuffing mince pies into his gob
drinking rudolphs tatsy milk
whilst wearing undies made of silk

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soon old santa will be on the job
stuffing mince pies into his gob
drinking rudolphs tatsy milk
whilst wearing undies made of silk

he put them on his head ,they caught his nose
damn tough luck i just farted in those

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:rofl38: I like that one :D


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It has turned so very cold,

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It has turned so very cold,
and my head is totally bald

il have to wear my wooly hat
or shall i shave that bloody cat

as cat hairs warm or so im told

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It has turned so very cold,
and my head is totally bald

il have to wear my wooly hat
or shall i shave that bloody cat

as cat hairs warm or so im told

dont shave that pussy or you'l both be cold
and two bald tw@t's or so ime told

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It has turned so very cold,
and my head is totally bald

il have to wear my wooly hat
or shall i shave that bloody cat

as cat hairs warm or so im told

dont shave that pussy or you'l both be cold
and two bald tw@t's or so ime told

ARE BETTER THAN ONE

and t***s are usefull unlike chavs :D

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:eek: Naughty boys !!!! :D :D :D

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Naughty boys !!!!
stole tinks toys

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and sent them back to santa
as they wer fed up with
her anti noel edmonds banter

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there was a young man who thought he was cute

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there was a young man who thought he was cute
but him we wanted to shoot

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there was a young man who thought he was cute
but him we wanted to shoot
coz he sells his ass in tuesdays loot
£5 a pop up the poop chute

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[quote=chav1]there was a young man who thought he was cute
but him we wanted to shoot
coz he sells his ass in tuesdays loot
£5 a pop up the poop chute,
or for a tenner he'll smoke yer pink flute.