Originally Posted by Neil (Post 551215)

I like intelligent women. To be more accurate I hate thick women, I can't do with them at all.

Don't get excited though you can't have me, I like my women to have certain assets that you don't have ;)

Oh yes and I am married :D

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 551274)

Maybe Blazey likes her fellas to have certain assets that you don't have. ;)

Blazey's only 19. Do you reckon you could pull a 19 year old? :rolleyes::D

Originally Posted by glasgow guy (Post 551298)

I reckon if I was single I could.... no offence to any female 19 year olds out there...I like my women slightly older - not that much - just a bit...given I am in my early 30's

Originally Posted by glasgow guy (Post 551298)

I reckon if I was single I could..but I wouldnt want to as I have nothing in common with your average 19 year old so therefore the conversation would be done before the first drink was finished:D.. - no offence to any female 19 year olds out there...I like my women slightly older - not that much - just a bit...given I am in my early 30's

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551393)

I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Ideal man:

• At least 6ft tall
• Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
• Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
• Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers :) soft is nice
• Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
• Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
• On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
• Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
• He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
• Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
• Must have ambition
• Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
• Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
• Therefore MUST be hairy
• Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
• Must have similar music taste - no chav music
• Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
• MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady

I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551393)

I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Ideal man:

• At least 6ft tall
• Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
• Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
• Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers :) soft is nice
• Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
• Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
• On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
• Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
• He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
• Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
• Must have ambition
• Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
• Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
• Therefore MUST be hairy
• Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
• Must have similar music taste - no chav music
• Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
• MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady

I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 551405)

It doesn't mention flash car so will a bus pass do ? :cool:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 551410)

Blazey doesn't want anyone over 30 so they shouldn't have a bus pass. :p

Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 551416)

Disabled people have them

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551393)

Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551393)

I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Ideal man:

• At least 6ft tall - 6'1
• Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria - dark hair
• Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet - I know how to move
• Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers :) soft is nice - I keep myself fit and not overweight...
• Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets - another box ticked
• Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man - yet another ticked
• On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too - jeez this is easy..
• Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day. sorted
• He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it. I know how respect a woman
• Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says. couldnt be bothered in trying too
• Must have ambition - yep plenty of that
• Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count - another box ticked
• Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed - fair play there...
• Therefore MUST be hairy - this is too easy...
• Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no - hmm normal length hair for a guy
• Must have similar music taste - no chav music - cant stand chav crap...
• Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met) - ho hum...
• MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy ladyeasy peasy...

I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+. -



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by glasgow guy (Post 551437)

I tick all of those apart from the hair thing... I dont have long hair....just normal bloke length...get your coat blazey - you've pulled !

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551441)

You do realise that you have to prove some of those. So no I haven't :p you could be really ugly for all I know :p

Originally Posted by glasgow guy (Post 551447)

yeah but I know I aint too bad...wanna pic ?... trade if you want to..:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551458)

i was thinking more about the dancing thing :p

Originally Posted by [email protected]

more likely she will remain forever celibate

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 552364)

I forgot about that. If blazey is, as she claims, celibate, why on earth does she feel the need to be on 'the pill'?

Originally Posted by panther

more likely she will remain forever celibate :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by panther

hold on, how come it states........"more likely she will remain forever celibate"....originally posted by panther??....lol...i did not say that

Originally Posted by panther

period problems??;)

Originally Posted by yerself

No, can't be. She said she didn't like heavy people.:D:D

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 550599)

i would have said me friend also.:dflam:;)

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 552406)

Chances of you getting knocked up are pretty slim tho', eh:D

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 551274)

Blazey's only 19. Do you reckon you could pull a 19 year old? :rolleyes::D

Originally Posted by panther (Post 552373)

period problems??:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 552413)

cashman if ya did, which hole would it come out of......:rolleyes:....:D...LOL

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 552364)

I forgot about that. If blazey is, as she claims, celibate, why on earth does she feel the need to be on 'the pill'?

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 550604)

You do realise that I am in Lancaster, so asking for places in Accrington would be absolutely useless.

As mentioned in 18+ I am also on cerazette and don't have sex, I am CELIBATE.

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 552364)

I forgot about that. If blazey is, as she claims, celibate, why on earth does she feel the need to be on 'the pill'?

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 552516)

she was looking for places in accy

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 552514)

I gave the link last time she was in trouble, burning herself with a sausage, or whatever the drama was.

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 552516)

she was looking for places in accy

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 552520)

In post #8 of this thread, she states that she's in Lancaster, 'so asking for places in Accrington would be absolutely useless', to quote her ladyship.;)

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 552521)

she said SHE was in Lancaster, not her friend.

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 552526)

she said places in accy were useless to her.... she was being accused of it being for herself.......

Originally Posted by Reidy (Post 552533)

im not adding my 2p i have not commented on what she said or did just wondering as to why others feel its appropriate to do so and be judgemental?

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 552522)

...but since she said places in Accrington were useless, one presumes her friend was there too.

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 552546)

Blazey is a good Catholic girl , studying Law at university and probably will end up as Inquisitor General of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith .

:rofl38: :rofl38:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 552535)

It was only the other week she was calling for the sterilisation of lesbians, whilst she herself is a member of her college's Lesbian, Gay, Bi, and Transgender group.

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 552672)

And I hate to be fussy garinda but I search my name with Lesbian and only 3 threads come up, and if a search for sterilization only 1 comes up, and its on the matter of paedophiles.

For the 2nd time in the past 2 weeks I think you are confusing me with someone else.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 552682)

By the way, before you argue the point about lesbians not being 'homosexual', homosexual is actually a non-generic name, medically applied to both genders.

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 552691)

I'm not going to argue against that as I do class lesbians as being homosexual.

I think that was obviously in jest as I also suggested LEAVE THE EU which there is a seperate thread somewhere where I said that'd be stupid and I'm completely against it, BRING IN THE DEATH PENALTY which I am also against if you read any thread about the topic, CASTRATION OF PAEDOPHILES which I have discussed in a seperate thread also... so what do you think about the homosexual bit?

Also I think it reads to be very sarcastic, particularly judging from the context of the thread in general.

Maybe I am so slow that I've overtaken you?

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 552696)

As you've just admitted, you do post contrary ideas.

How are other members supposed to know what you really do believe?

Happily I stand by every single thing I've ever posted on this forum, it's so much more rewarding, and doesn't look like I'm trying to be a spammer.:)

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 552701)

I stand by everything I say Gary

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 552706)

So, Michelle, you are in favour of the strerilisation of
homosexuals?

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 552707)

Since when can homosexuals reproduce together anyway? Enough money is wasted without doing that.

I'm against involuntary sterilization full stop, and that includes the mentally ill.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 552709)

It's all as clear as mud now.

You stand by everything you've ever posted, but sometimes don't actually mean the things you say.

As long as we know, that half the things you come out with, you don't actually mean, it'll make it soooo much easier to ignore.:)

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 552711)

to quote George W Bush 'I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them'

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 552665)

I imagine that if I actually said that it would've been in jest.

I wouldn't come onto this forum and ask for places in Lancaster would I, that would be stupid of me, hence why I said 'asking for places in accrington would be stupid as I am in Lancaster' proving the point that I was obviously NOT asking for the morning after pill for myself.

I am still on the pill as I only left my boyfriend 3 weeks ago, and I went on the Pill in the first place because it helped regulate my periods. I had to change pill for health reasons though and the new pill doesn't have the same effect.

Obviously I'm not a perfect catholic or I wouldn't be on the pill in the first place. Even so, I did not expect everyone to make this there own business just because I asked for a pharmacy or place to get the morning after pill.

Now, I think I have managed to answer everyones questions. I am an honest person and I wouldn't be ashamed to say if I needed something like this, but what saddens me is that other people might be put off asking for things like this in the future because of the horrible responses they may get.

Health is very important, and any questions relating to medication and health clinics should not be met with tarnishing assumptions from other people. If I had asked where a friend could find a GUM clinic in accy would you have assumed she ha slept around without protection?

For all you know my friend could have been raped, and instead it was assumed that she had had sex with no protection. Maybe if she had, she wouldn't be going forward about it now because of the way she was perceived on this forum, she'd probably be afraid of being treated exactly the same by the authorities, who are after all normal people like you.

It's just not appropriate is it?

Some of you I expected better from.

Originally Posted by Reidy (Post 552528)

i have looked through this thread and can see that it has wanderd off a hell lot from someone asking a simple question, everyone has to add there 2p worth and i was starting to wonder why???? Is it that people hav nothing better to do with thier time???? It seems sad that no one person coud give a simple non judgement answer, It confuses me as to why???

Originally Posted by keetah992000 (Post 550596)

mm i dont know if i am right but i seem to remember something bout police knowing where emergency drugs can be obtained on days like this - long time ago though - maybe a long wait at A&E

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 552712)

I love George Bush, he's so unreasonable.

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 552980)

I too love Bush ;)

Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 552987)

I thought you would prefer sensimilia :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 552991)

Is that some play on words meaning legs or boobs? :confused:

Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 552987)

I thought you would prefer sensimilia :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 552716)

Personally, I would prefer not to have such information about your private life.

Being human we all make assumptions, and you must do the same at some point, it is natural that some of the assumptions we make will be wide of the mark.......folk won't be judgemental if you don't tell folk your private stuff.

Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 552987)

I thought you would prefer sensimilia :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 553125)

I don't think you need to justify yourself to us...after all what do our opinions of you really matter?
If you feel you are a nice person, then what we think of you is immaterial...and your personal information is unnecessary.

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 555050)

Nice or not, people have feelings and tend to defend their reputation. Maybe I should just creep off to my corner and let everyone assume I am irresponsible and dirty?