Would you say this to a friend?
 

'ive just been to the toilet and the bowel stuff was really hard and uncomfortable'

i talk about sex and that stuff but dont generally discuss my bowel habits with my friends around the table!

(btw, thats taken from a dulca-lax advert)

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Use Senna Pods. :rolleyes:

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Thanks for letting us know about your "bowel stuff"... I was going to have some supper but I don't think i'll bother now. :do-one:

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not my bowel stuff lol.... some wierdo on an advert :p

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You had me worried there for a while....I thought you were thrutching.:mad:

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Tough Sh1t.:D

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yeah, your partners different.... can see the convo, with biscuits and coffee...
ive been into town, bought myself some nice new shoes..
yeah? I bought a new dress...
ive had my hair done
ive been to the toilet and my stools are really hard today
..............not invited to next coffee meeting!

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Cashy....I'll have some of that that you have been drinking...:tongueout

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obviously not dulco-lax!:rolleyes:

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most blokes talk about their turds infact if one passes a turd that merrits been beaten down the pipes with a 2X4 then not is it only right to discuss it but bad manners not too;)

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Well, I have had conversations with friends in the past on problems with bowels .. not usually mine thank goodness .... women are guilty of this ... however, only last week had conversation with Mez about a trot problem after consuming too much wine. Better sign out now... :eek:

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On a scale of one to ten are you inclined to refer to a Richard as a rowing boat or a battleship?

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No, I don't discuss bowel habits with my friends.

I'm not Jim Royle......just off for an Eartha Kitt.....Good old Eartha! :D:D

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i would say titanic coz its huge and i go down on a first date :D