Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 921843)

That's because last week I officially became an Old Fart Alan:D:D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 921843)

That's because last week I officially became an Old Fart Alan:D:D

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 921875)

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 921946)

Thats rich coming from you tha auld git :p:p:p:p:p:p

Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia (Post 921955)

Mmmm. If i had a pound for everyone of your combined years reckon i'd d a've few bob!!!!!:hidewall::D:hidewall:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 921972)

I reckon Lettie's bitten biscuit is the 'owdest running avatar on here. I think it's been around since when I first came on in September 2003.

Talking about avatars, I can't find my burning EU one to replace the Norwegian one tomorrow (seven days of solidarity). I can find an EU one with the swastika in the middle but ideally I was looking for a picture of the flag lying on the bottom of a toilet bowl with some brown substance on top.

Any ideas, anyone?

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 921972)

I reckon Lettie's bitten biscuit is the 'owdest running avatar on here. I think it's been around since when I first came on in September 2003.

Talking about avatars, I can't find my burning EU one to replace the Norwegian one tomorrow (seven days of solidarity). I can find an EU one with the swastika in the middle but ideally I was looking for a picture of the flag lying on the bottom of a toilet bowl with some brown substance on top.

Any ideas, anyone?

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 922215)

I think that the ones with swastikas on are being manufactured in Germany, against the time that the krauts buy Europe:rolleyes: You could perhaps find a French one with a white flag in the middle. I do believe that some entrepreneur could make a killing if he produced ass wipe with the EU flag on each piece:eek: In fact, there is probably a fortune to be made: imagine ones with Gordon Brown's picture on them.:D Jaysay would buy it by the truckload;):D

Originally Posted by andrewb (Post 922586)

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 922215)

imagine ones with Gordon Brown's picture on them.:D Jaysay would buy it by the truckload;):D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 922618)

My order has just been placed Eric, a very reasonable price really and post free too:mosher::D:D:D

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 922667)

You know, bud, with modern technology ass wipe could become a growth insustry. Imagine the increased pleasure that bowel movements would give, if you could wipe away the residue using a picture of your least favorite ex .... or, better still, her lawyer.:D

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 922672)

When jaysay opens his delivery of ass wipes he will shout "SNAP":D:D

Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia (Post 921955)

Mmmm. If i had a pound for everyone of your combined years reckon i'd a've a few bob!!!!!:hidewall::D:hidewall: