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Margaret Pilkington 01-08-2011 10:23
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I don't need to blame the dog....but I know someone who does....except he doesn't.(blame the dog)
He just lifts his cheek and blasts away.........how very uncouth!

Eric 01-08-2011 20:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 922733)
I don't need to blame the dog....but I know someone who does....except he doesn't.(blame the dog)
He just lifts his cheek and blasts away.........how very uncouth!
Should you be talking about your better half like that on a public forum:eek:;)

Margaret Pilkington 01-08-2011 20:20
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it isn't anything he doesn't already know Eric.......after all I tell him often enough.
I think that after 44years I am wasting my time...it will be 45 in October(and they said it wouldn't last)...if he lives that long.

Eric 01-08-2011 21:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 922831)
it isn't anything he doesn't already know Eric.......after all I tell him often enough.
I think that after 44years I am wasting my time...it will be 45 in October(and they said it wouldn't last)...if he lives that long.
Sounds like a thinly veiled death threat to me:D:D

Retlaw 01-08-2011 22:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 922831)
it isn't anything he doesn't already know Eric.......after all I tell him often enough.
I think that after 44years I am wasting my time...it will be 45 in October(and they said it wouldn't last)...if he lives that long.
There is a cure, requires one extra large, tight fitting cork, some large cans of baked beans, but feed him outside, as the resultant explosion will spoil the decorations if done indoors.
Problem solved.
Retlaw

Eric 01-08-2011 22:37
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 922854)
There is a cure, requires one extra large, tight fitting cork, some large cans of baked beans, but feed him outside, as the resultant explosion will spoil the decorations if done indoors.
Problem solved.
Retlaw
And the headline in the "Observer": Not since the Battle of Messines, 1917, has there been .... etc.;):D

mobertol 02-08-2011 07:56
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A bit drastic -but they have a saying in Italy:
"Trombo di culo,
sanitą di corpo,
l'uomo che non scorreggia
č un uomo morto!!"
i.e.
"A trumpeting ar.e,
means a healthy body,
the only man who doesn't fart
is a dead one!
Can't get it to rhyme properly in English -but you get the message "Keep eating them beans..."

jaysay 02-08-2011 08:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 922890)
A bit drastic -but they have a saying in Italy:
"Trombo di culo,
sanitą di corpo,
l'uomo che non scorreggia
č un uomo morto!!"
i.e.
"A trumpeting ar.e,
means a healthy body,
the only man who doesn't fart
is a dead one!
Can't get it to rhyme properly in English -but you get the message "Keep eating them beans..."
In english its something like

Let the wind blow free, where err you may be, for it is the wind that killeth me:D

Margaret Pilkington 02-08-2011 09:44
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Where ever you may be,
Let thy Wind go free...
In Church...or in Chapel
Let it rattle!

Margaret Pilkington 02-08-2011 09:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric (Post 922842)
Sounds like a thinly veiled death threat to me:D:D

If I had done for him on our silver wedding, I would be out and a free woman now:D...probably with a free degree.

mobertol 02-08-2011 14:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 922894)
In english its something like

Let the wind blow free, where err you may be, for it is the wind that killeth me:D
Very poetic.....

Michael1954 02-08-2011 14:37
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I have a full rump
I think I'll take a dump,
But first I must fart,
so that I can start.

heth 02-08-2011 15:33
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The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds. :D :D :D

DaveinGermany 02-08-2011 15:39
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It appears the original theme about the price of beans has been "Trumped" :D by their cause & effects. :rolleyes:

heth 02-08-2011 15:44
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Well we aint gone off topic!! ;)


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