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Margaret Pilkington 29-04-2014 13:05

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No, you are right Less....well about the uniform anyway.
Not sure about the air of something......I'm sure people would not be so cruel in their suggestions.
My uniform felt like a suit of armour.....and I felt capable of almost anything when I wore it(never tried leaping off a building - no point in being daft about things).

Less 29-04-2014 13:18

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Jumping off a building?
Yep that would have left you like a jelly.
:(

Margaret Pilkington 29-04-2014 14:03

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No Less!....I knew that however protected I felt......Oh forget it! :)

Less 29-04-2014 14:20

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1104442)
No Less!....I knew that however protected I felt......Oh forget it! :)


Oh dear, are you feeling delicate? (Monthlies at your age?).

Should I duck?

If you remember, I have posted how way back when my missus was a couple of days before nightmare, I would arrive home from work and without provocation she would throw her shoes at me.
Now, they were wooden those wooden shol's/skols,?? Did I react violently?
To right I did, the third time that happened I got my wood saw out, cut them into small pieces used them as kindling for the coal fire we had.

How violent was that? Strangely after that she seemed to learn I wasn't the enemy that her emotions should be focused on.

It could have been pick up the shoe that gave me a black eye and beat her to death with it! Thank goodness I'm not like that.

Though I have to say, once menopause hit in...

She was violent once more, Huh, women, can't live without 'em and can't live with 'em unless you learn to duck!

Margaret Pilkington 29-04-2014 15:01

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no Less...no need to duck.

As for those monthly thing...well that ship sailed a long time ago...sometime back in the late 80's...it was a surgical thing...you had the fireplace removed and a stainless steel sink put in.
PMT was not unknown to me...but it was Putting up with Mens Tediousness. This couldn't be cured by all the vitamins in the world.

Eric 30-04-2014 15:54

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1104427)
People tell me that I have an 'air of authority'......

See, I told you, Ena Sharples ... or, better still, a pint-sized Hattie Jacques:dancedog::hidewall:

Margaret Pilkington 30-04-2014 16:08

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Eric....I have the temperament, but not the bresticles of either of these women.
I am definitely more a Baroness Trumpington...but, of course, much younger and with less grey hair.

Less 30-04-2014 16:18

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1104529)
See, I told you, Ena Sharples ... or, better still, a pint-sized Hattie Jacques:dancedog::hidewall:

Nah, an older version of Peggy Mount, thrown out of the Gestapo for cruelty.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...s4jWLsK4uX1lyw

Eric 30-04-2014 16:43

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1104532)
Nah, an older version of Peggy Mount, thrown out of the Gestapo for cruelty.

Mmm ... this could get violent. Maybe mentioning Nurse Ratched will push her over the edge.:D

Margaret Pilkington 30-04-2014 17:00

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No.....not me. It would take a bit more than that to push me over the edge.
I think I will wait until you both need a bed bath......and then seek out a rusty Brillo for your tender little places :).
Only joking chaps. I would use warm water, soft soap and a newly laundered fluffy bath blanket.

Less 30-04-2014 17:08

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1104536)
No.....not me. It would take a bit more than that to push me over the edge.
I think I will wait until you both need a bed bath......and then seek out a rusty Brillo for your tender little places :).
Only joking chaps. I would use warm water, soft soap and a newly laundered fluffy bath blanket.

You mean like the character stewie played when Family guy did a parody of Stephen Kings Misery?
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...ngs-Misery.pnghttp://www.dvdizzy.com/images/d-f/familyguy8-06.jpg

Eric 30-04-2014 18:36

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1104443)
I would arrive home from work and without provocation she would throw her shoes at me.

Obviously a case of bovine spongiform encephalopathy. Trust me. I know these things. After all, I am a doctor.:D

On a more or less serious note, "Hitting a women" is a bs topic. As if there is a pro- and a con- side to the question.:rolleyes: There are some things that are obviously wrong: racism, homophobia, and animal cruelty come to mind. What next in the name of free speech? When is it ok to torture a cat? Or lynch a nigger? Or beat up a fag? Or murder a whore in Vancouver's east side because she is a slut and a squaw? Or stuff like this:

Harley Lawrence's death leads to 1st-degree murder charges - Nova Scotia - CBC News

Arguments are over guys ... And those who, for whatever reason, try to re-open "debates" on issues of cruelty, racism, homophobia etc. are laying themselves open to being suspected of prejudices barely hidden behind smiling masks of reasonable debate and free speech..

Margaret Pilkington 30-04-2014 18:47

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I am not a watcher of TV.....not much on films either.
And this is me in my previous life

First pic was taken in the 90's...the second pic in the mid seventies.

Peggy Mount....Hattie Jaques, Ena Sharples???

Less 30-04-2014 18:50

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Yes it is a BS topic, it had to be, otherwise people might have to think before answering it, which would confuse all contributors that thought it wasn't a BS topic.

Less 30-04-2014 18:54

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Are you naturally blurred or was the pic taken with a special camera?


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