Bloody Water Tablets

jaysay · 23-02-2010, 09:59

For the first time I have been put on water tablets as my ankles are badly swollen, never happened before. took the first one at 8am and am now in the process of wearing a rut in the carpet from the laptop to the bathroom, thank god I don't frequent the pubs anymore, I'd be on a permanent route march

Benipete · 23-02-2010, 10:03

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Originally Posted by jaysay

For the first time I have been put on water tablets as my ankles are badly swollen, never happened before. took the first one at 8am and am now in the process of wearing a rut in the carpet from the laptop to the bathroom, thank god I don't frequent the pubs anymore, I'd be on a permanent route march

Should have got a tablet for wind at the same time.You would get to the bog quicker.

Less · 23-02-2010, 10:14

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Originally Posted by jaysay

For the first time I have been put on water tablets as my ankles are badly swollen, never happened before. took the first one at 8am and am now in the process of wearing a rut in the carpet from the laptop to the bathroom, thank god I don't frequent the pubs anymore, I'd be on a permanent route march

Get an extension lead that reaches to the bog, then you can sit there contented knowing that you don't miss anything on accyweb.

On second thoughts just sit there playing toilet roulette.

Keep selecting threads at random from the site, eventually you'll find one that makes you Pee yourself, after the initial shock and embarrassment you will get used to the clamminess and be content to spend your day just wandering and rambling over the site.

That's what the rest of us do.

jaysay · 23-02-2010, 10:26

How did I know who would be the first two to reply to this thread

Less · 23-02-2010, 10:33

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How did I know who would be the first two to reply to this thread

Did it work? Are you now sat there in a 'I can't give a damn, nothing can upset me more than a soggy pair of trousers sort of day!'

Retlaw · 23-02-2010, 11:03

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Originally Posted by jaysay

For the first time I have been put on water tablets as my ankles are badly swollen, never happened before. took the first one at 8am and am now in the process of wearing a rut in the carpet from the laptop to the bathroom, thank god I don't frequent the pubs anymore, I'd be on a permanent route march

John, Join the club, just be glad your near to the toilet, all my excursions have to be accompanied with the layout of all available toilets.
I have to plan ahead, if I have to be away for more than an hour and not sure of toilet facilities I don't take the tablets.
Some days are worse than others.
Retlaw.

shillelagh · 23-02-2010, 14:47

be grateful you got a laptop .. at least you can take it in there and still peruse accyweb .... could you imagine trying to drag the desktop in there ...

jaysay · 23-02-2010, 14:59

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be grateful you got a laptop .. at least you can take it in there and still peruse accyweb .... could you imagine trying to drag the desktop in there ...

Now that's taking the P more than the water tablets are doing

wadey · 23-02-2010, 14:59

A commode perhaps

shillelagh · 23-02-2010, 15:08

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be grateful you got a laptop .. at least you can take it in there and still peruse accyweb .... could you imagine trying to drag the desktop in there ...

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Now that's taking the P more than the water tablets are doing

now now jaysay .. i could have given you this link instead ...

enjoy!!!

now thats taking the p

jaysay · 23-02-2010, 15:32

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now now jaysay .. i could have given you this link instead ...

enjoy!!!

now thats taking the p

Saw that and I had to dash again

shillelagh · 23-02-2010, 15:51

just think of all the exercise you're getting jaysay ..

mallard · 23-02-2010, 19:47

just think it could be worse but you do take it in good steps

jaysay · 24-02-2010, 08:57

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just think of all the exercise you're getting jaysay ..

Its not exercise I need its a good nights sleep

Retlaw · 24-02-2010, 11:43

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Its not exercise I need its a good nights sleep

John you need to take the tablet early in the day and then your panic trips to the bog should be over by 1300 hrs, also regulate your liquid intake, just enough liquid in your mouth to quench your thirst, I keep a bottle of diet lemonade in the fridge, lasts a few days.
Retlaw.