Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

I read one somewhere ages ago it went.

Here lies Anne-Mann she lived an old maid and died an old Man.

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

"Sod off and buy your own flowers-dont nick mine"

or

"Typical -you wait till i peg it to come and visit me"

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

Aaaaaah...... thank the Lord for a lie down!

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

Lol, l'm sure we've had this before?

Mine was...............

'Please feel free to dance on me!'

I might even see if l can get moving lights to help with those who aren't good at dancing.

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

The hypocondriacs epitaph:
I told you I was ill!

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

I missed yoir reply on the old thread Garinda. Thanks for this giggle :D

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...achmentid=4212

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

If life is getting you down.........get rid of your man!!!!

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

Bloody glad that I spent it all cause there be no pockets in here

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

Y N W A

You'll Never Walk Alone

Re: Your epitaph
 

Billy Conolly wants a very large tomestone with very small wrighting on it in a position so that you need to stand on the grave to read it. He wants it to read. "YOUR STANDING ON MY F-----G B----CKS"

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

Death is natures way of telling you to slow down

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

"Under this sod lies another":p

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

You led me a dance while alive
now hear my plea
dance on my grave
cos I'm being buried at sea!

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

98 , 99 , 100

ok coming ready or not

Re: What would be your epitaph?
 

" i did it my way"