Your epitaph
 

Spike Milligan wrote his own tombstone epitaph - "I told you I was ill". To me, that was brilliant and I believe they have put it on his headstone, in Gaelic.

What would you want on your headstone? I'm going to be cremated (not yet, I hope) but, if I were to have a tombstone, it would have to be along the lines of:-

Here lies Cath, she did her best.
She's gone to her Eternal Rest.
She was a roaming Lanc'shire Lass.
Now, walk on.
Please Keep Off The Grass.

What would you say?

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Well one thing i do know is I will never be remembered for my domestic skills :D !!!

I think mine would be quite plain and simple
'It was fun'

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'Please Feel Free to Dance on Me!'

Garinda 145 B.C.-2078 A.D.


[For all the buggers who've had to wait centuries to dance on my grave.]

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spike milligans second choice was

under this sod lies another

i think i will borrow that one as he cant use both :-)

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On mine I'd have "You can't take it with you!!

and in my case it's a blubby good job you can't!!!";) :)

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how about

if there are no flowwers on this grave please goto " insert address here " and kick the ungratefull buggers arses

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or

for someone who thought they were going to heaven they sure burried me deep

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Why not do this thread properly, here is a site I put on some months back...
http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/

Sorry garinda, coudn't fit it all in :p

http://tinypic.com/28w38h

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I wish i'd changed to Broadband
Dialup takes ages and i'm still waiting

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Willow, l swear nothing happened!

Funny link, felt a bit sad after though. :(
Family flowers only please.

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I want my ashes scattered, so no tombstone. However, if I had one, it wouldn't say, like the spinster ex-postmistress "Returned unopened"!

I think I'd like "Whooarr!"

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At the moment i'd probably want never again, but when i've got rid of this hangover and after a good nights sleep it would probably be something totally differant. As yet i don't know what, shall have to think on that one.

What would be your epitaph?
 

Sorry if it's a bit morbid but I'm sure we can be creative here...

Mine would be

The only things I regret are the things I didn't do!

What would yours be?

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oppertunity is never lost-just taken by someone else.

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here you go Gayle have a look on this link
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/t...r-epitaph.html