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KNICKERS, 'NACKERS, KNOCKERS!!!!

This was a serious thread on the rise and fall of the sales nationwide, but not yet in Accrington, of the thong.

Aesthetic discussion yes, smutty innuendo no! Go to the chatroom for that, where one of the lovely hostesses will take down any requests.

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Hells Bells....there's me thinking that thongs were something you used on the BBQ.

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It's Doug............and you promised never to tell :o

Yeah, but its bl**dy pain full if it snaps back...................Now you know why they call it a cheese wire..................:eek:

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If it sticks out of the back of your trousers you could be BIG in 'movies', either that or the circus!

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:) I believe Sir that you have bought all of the innuendo that was left in the store and by all account you’ve use most of it already…….:o As an established perv,:o “according to some sources” I find the Chat room to be a place where those of little morels congregate to listen to the great one and only Randy Rindy preaching the most degenerative, disgusting and immoral thong fur I have ever heard. :eek:

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Listen, your wandering all over the place Can we stick to the thong please…………Sorry "Thread"

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Please, please, keep it clean.

I don't want my second serious thread to be closed down within a week, otherwise I'll not be allowed out of Anything Goes.:(

Like Doug, 'stick'[?] to thongs.

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I wonder if we have any Bananas wearing Thongs. :) Oh yeah, someone had them skinned :eek: didn’t they. Was that your first serious thread I wonder? ;)

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Lacey arse cleavage and fruity filth are totally unrelated.

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I think they are ugly AND uncomfortable - but then very little on me remains sculpted by Michelangelo (it was once, honest!).

If you worry about what girls wear, and future lumbago, catch the 10:22 train from Preston to Accy (Blackpool North to Colne). In January, there are kids (about 15 or so, or less) wearing backless dresses, no coats or cardies, skimpy tops and skirts - quite why they think pale blue is a fetching colour for skin I will never know. We have nicknamed the train "The Slappers' Special" - guess why?

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what you bothered for ?the thongs have started to slip!wasnt you a desighner at at anne summers?does that mean your lifestyle is taking a nosedive?i think you invented the bloody things gary! THE colours ? you may ask? cant deCide on what colour to wear tonight :eek:
P.S A VERY SERIOUS THREAD BUT STILL LOOKING FOR THE KNOCKERS:p

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I used to always wear a thong and still have some, low rise though, cant stand to see them above pants, I find the low rise short more comfortable though.

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just leave them off altogether...saves time and washing

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Allows for a sneaky grope too...!!!

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Apparently thong sales are the same amongst young people, but have slumped amongst their mothers / grandmothers. It looks like the older ladies have decided that they are not for them.

The reason that they have slumped more at Harvey Nicks than anywhere else is because they are too darned expensive there. When a thong will cost you nigh on £20 and £19.99 worth of it is buried in your butt, then surely £2.99 - £4.99 at Dorothy Perkins / Next / M&S etc is a better deal..:D