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Jesus wasn't a Capricorn. :) |
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that is exactly right cause im shy and im a virgo well done
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Since it was thought Jesus was most likely born born between the 10th and 15th of December, but we celebrate his birthday later on the 25th to fit in with older, mid winter pagan festivals. that makes him an 'official' Capricorn,:) |
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well I'm a scorpio and fit most of the traits except I must be the most unjealous and unresentful person on this planet!!!! When you read most of the others I think you can pick things that would match yourself. But in all I do think there is a certain element of truth re: star sign but don't believe in this daily ones, I think they are a load of tosh. But if you were to have a birth chart done I think that could be more true to you
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I filled in one of those free readings from astrology.com & the readings i got back were astonishingly true!!!! i do maintain some scepticism ah well one characteristic of my sign anyway pmsl. It does help if you know your birth town & time you were born to get more acurate readings :)
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lol!! Some of the mmm more alternative :D scopes make me chuckle here's one I found by Darren Sant .......... by the way slinky take note of yours :w00t:
Aquarius 21 Jan - 19 Feb: This month mercury is entering Uranus. Seek immediate medical attention. Pisces 20 Feb - 20 Mar: Now might be a good time to write your last will and testament. Aries 21 Mar - 20 Apr: Mars is dominant in your sign this month. If you happen to spot Beagle please let NASA know. Taurus 21 Apr - 21 May: You will live up to your star sign this month by talking more bull than ever. Gemini 22 May - 21 Jun: Venus is entering your sign. This is the only heavenly body you will see for some time, you loser. Cancer 22 Jun - 23 Jul: A tall dark stranger will enter your life this month. After ripping you off he will run off with your sister. Better luck next time. Leo 24 Jul - 23 Aug: The tide of planetary fortune is flowing but it remains, as ever, out of your feeble grasp. Virgo 24 Aug - 23 Sept: If you're thinking of having plastic surgery then please do. Do us all a favour! Libra 24 Sept - 23 Oct: Scales? Don't make me laugh you're about as well balanced as Jack Nicholson in the film The Shining. Scorpio 24 Oct - 22 Nov: Don't go to Egypt in the near future. If you do in a cruel twist of fate you will be stung by a scorpion and die convulsing in the desert. Sagittarius 23 Nov - 21 Dec: Your wife will run off with the milkman. The kids will steal your wallet. The dog will crap in your slippers and the elastic will snap on the furry dice in your Skoda, which will break down. Not a good month for you. Capricorn 22 Dec - 20 Jan: If you're taking on extra responsibilities others will appreciate it. They will also think you are a sucker and put upon you time and again. You weak willed Yutz learn to say no for God's sake. |
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ERM,,,ididdent think i was" THAT "ugly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(virgo)
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PMSL Tinks i like those altho was worried what crap i'd get but again its Oh sooooo true im must learn to say NO:eek:
ponder is it true for saving other astro's ....NO ...pmsl im practicing Nononono & no easy lol |
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can anyone tell me if they like james blunt and if you were a singer who would you be
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Cancer 22 Jun - 23 Jul: A tall dark stranger will enter your life this month. After ripping you off he will run off with your sister. Better luck next time.
Hahahahaha:eek: whats this all about tinks?????????? Omg tall dark stranger...............being ripped off...............running off with my sister.....................how will i cope:D |
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ooh my horoscope sounds good this week!!! looks like im in for a good week
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