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Here's a plan for peace for all people who are sick to death of America sticking its nose in where it isn't wanted.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for its "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys', we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed to sneak through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France may welcome
them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) We'll offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go some place else. They
can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

http://www.southportchat.com/images/.../icon_cool.gif If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
cash, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give to
them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most
get very little, if anything.

9) UN Headquarters will be shipped to an isolated island some place. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak
is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a
plan?

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Originally Posted by JohnW

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak
is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a
plan?

Sounds like a good plan to me John. I think it is all possible except maybe number 10. In the US you speak English fairly well. You just struggle a little with the spelling :)

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John, I love it. We need some of that attitude over here. Maybe you should send a copy to all the Delegates in Brighton for their perusal.

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Originally Posted by JohnW

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France may welcome
them.

Oh no! they'll probably all head over here!!! :eek:

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Better not land here tinks we have enough of them already :eek:

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shame its just a plan.lol

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Originally Posted by cashman

shame its just a plan.lol

How can we be sure there is not a fanatic or 2 hiding amongst them waiting to get into britain. We have a few at the moment and cannot do anything about it.

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What about Fergie, the international ambassador, for that American company Weight Watchers?

Do you still need her as the biggest guzzlers of junk food in the world?

Will she still be able to enter the land of the free, under these draconian measures?

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

How can we be sure there is not a fanatic or 2 hiding amongst them waiting to get into britain. We have a few at the moment and cannot do anything about it.

thats true spug-we welcome them whilst gaoling poll tax pensioners. :D

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We are living in one hell of a screwed up country.:o

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at the end of the day your time will come?

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this tickled me 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home babywhat happened to london?
in my opinion they will do as they please!

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4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

That means america will lose all their tourist dollars! Every country in the world has 'terrorists' so what will america do when they dont have all that money going into their country - think disneyland las vegas etc.

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that could be interesting ? why ! because they dont follow there own religion !

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They seem to be like lost sheep easily rounded up and sheared of humanity.