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:( Why do we need men when, my dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace smokes a lot, my cat slinks home in the early morning hours, and I have a doctor who looks me over regularly ;)

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Now do you really want us to answer that. :eek:

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hmmm :rolleyes: ......... yes! :D

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Some of us work shifts and are up earlier than the ladies.

We dont all growl (unless prevoked)

We can speak nice and eloquent if we want and aviod swearing (unlees disturbed during the footy.

Get a nice gas central heating system and a non smoker.

We are not all alnighters we know are limits.

If the Doc is nice then lucky you (not enough nice lady docs)

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coz vib**tors cant wash the dishes :p

yet.... :confused:

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They don't fart, turn over and fall asleep afterwards though, and you can put them away in the drawer when you've finished with them.;)