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omg, omg, omg - big brother has finally plumbed the depths of car crash tv. They are all completely and totally barking mad - whether they were mad before they went in or whether the confined circumstances have made them mad I don't know but omg, omg, omg.

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FINALLY it's getting good!
chantelle & preston vs the world....

george galloway should be strung up by the ballsack for the rest of the time he is in there...bloody politician makes me sick hes so vile

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chantelle is great

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i concur :)

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09011323304

That's the number should you be tempted to vote George off. Not that I would attempt to persuade anyone to vote against him but I am supplying the number just in case you were considering voting.

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Who said television was crap?

It was like Armageddon at the Priory in Celeb Big Bro, followed by the best drama for years with Shameless.

George Galloway should be sent to Guantalemo Bay on eviction.

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Shameless was pretty brilliant....C4...thankyou!!

George Galloway should be written into Shameless!! Twin brother of Frank Gallagher, separated at birth...

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It’s complete and utter crap; it should be taken off air if only to preserve the dignity of their loved ones.

Shakermaker, you can’t say ballsack on here…………….:D

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Who loves 'em?

Bit patronising to say they should preserve the dignity of their loved ones. They went in there of there own free will for whatever reason, money, ego massage, career relaunch, or even just a laugh.

Chantelle to win.:)

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:confused: Celebrity?

Your not Orville are you?

Where's Keith Harris's hand?

Sing 'I Wish I Could Fly'.

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“I wish I could Fly
High in the Sky
Where I would Circle
And spit in you Eye”


Are words to that affect.........:D

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i have not watched this at all... i think i will survive though.....

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Granny you would have loved to night, it was better than the worst ever slanging match in the Rovers/Wooly.:)


Ena Sharples and Martha Longhurst have nothing on George Galloway and Pete 'John Merrick' Burns.

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ermm now i think i might have enjoyed it... (I LOVE A GOOD ARGY BARGY):engsmil:

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I think you would, there was a massive row between George Galloway and Michael Barrymore.

It was toe curlingly awful but compulsive viewing.

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As long as chantelle wins, and I get to go on my date with her.

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You could have hired her as a Paris Hilton licky likey, according to her Mum on Richard And Judy.

I think you may have to save up a bit more once she has won.

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Sorry to name and shame your celebrity ignorance Mad Hatter, but in answer to your pm Paris Hilton is a so called American 'It' girl, and the heiress to the Hilton hotel chain. She shot to fame when her ex-boyfriend released their 'homemade' movies on the internet.

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No Doug dear, you were involved in the shocking Bella Emberg sex tape scandal.:D

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ahh I remember now n I just looked her up, she does look a bit like chantelle doesn't she. I'd hardly call hilton a celebrity though n she's certainly not a porn star.

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Your a very sick man Sir.................yuk. :o

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I'm not even going to reply to this one.................:rolleyes:

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She's probably more celebrated for her infamy than anyone in the BB house. She's never out of the lad's mags, and also has her own reality show on MTV.

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She had one 'movie' released on the internet by her ex, because she didn't get any money from that she made her own adult film for release.

Her parents must have been so proud.

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apperantly barrymores success on big brother has got him his own sit com? its to be called only pools and corpses?

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lol lol lol lol :rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38:

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the only reason why they didnt let him near the pool was so that he didnt throw his fags in?............

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dont sink to the depths off watching overated bullcrap, but saw that thing they call paris? what is it? if your son or daughter walked in with that you wouldnt know whether to laugh or cry!

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if my son walked in with that paris hilton look alike i would cry ..

with joy and gratitude as long as it was a gift for me :D

she reminds me of a condom..

use once and throw away before it turns up in an embarresing place :D

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you where all crying about wally the whale and this pillock goes on telly wearing a suit from an endangered species and you sit there and watch it? how sad are you? :mad:




give us back hunting????

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it wasnt an endangered species that hes wearing its actually from marmoset monkies!
People believe it is a gorillas jacket because he walks around saying it is, when the police went into big brother they actually confirmed that it was from marmoset monkies which i have heard that are not endangered.

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oh well its all well and good to skin them for minging coats!!

just as long as theres enough of them eh...

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chantelle is meant to like the older man ha

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So do I.:D

Never judge a book by it's cover Emma.:p

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I see from reading today's newspapers that scientists have announced the discovery of the smallest known fish - the Sumatrian Paedocypris progenetica. The fully grown female of this species will reach the length of just 7.9mm (3/10th of an inch). Imagine, therefore, the size of this tiny creature's brain.

Suppose, however, that a species of vertabrae with a body mass aprox. 80,000 X greater than that of our Indonesian tiddler was discovered - but with less than half of the cerebal matter!

Well, the news is that such a creature has been discovered - in Hyndburn - and with a particular cluster around Oswaldtwistle. The animal has been provisionally labelled "Gobbinus Densae Celeb Big Brotherus" and it's peculiar trait is that it indulges in curious written exchanges about some obscure, dumbed down televised drivel.

Investigations into the beheavioural patterns of this odd, challenged animal will continue and I am pleased to say that all the findings will be made available, here on the Accy Web, as and when they occur.

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:mad: the only thing tht looks good in any animal skin is an animal... unless maybe a donkey jacket...:mad:

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and my sheep skin flying jacket...................:o

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A post about sheep, a day
keeps those urges at bay! Eh Dougie! ;) :D

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I love C.BB. Its ace.

Chantelle or Pete to win <3

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Oh dear, could you not get tickets for the final?:mad:

Is that why you're moving?:D

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Oy, who are you calling a gobby fish face?

Sorry, my mind's been so affected by watching C-BB that I can no longer recognise the difference between wit and an insult!

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Whoops.....and there is me believing that the inhabitants of Ossy were once known as Gobbins or Gobbinlanders.....

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Only from the Library lamp upwards isnt it?

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Quite correct Thomas....I was just testing to see the extent of local history knowledge amongst our younger members. By the way, neither the Carnegie building nor the lamp have always been there..so what do you think was the previous boundary line?

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The Village Pantry? Haha. I havent got a clue!

Although there is a phone box at the side of the
library... is that it? Maybe not... ah well! :D

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I say granny claret would you still be saying that if we lived in the cave man era and you were walking around naked freezing and the only thing that was lovely and warm was animal skin? :confused:

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well....we're not, are we? normal clothes was the easy (and sane) option i last heard...

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well be very grateful that you live in a nice warm house have lots of nice clothes and give a moment to think about as to how humans once lived.

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i honesly did not know they had levis and versace back in the days! do you think it would have been t-rex wear instead of jeans???

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well i was under the impression the human race had moved on form the neanderthal stage....but when you look at people like Pete Burns its evident its just neanderthal with a bit of plastic stuck on.
theres no need whatsoever to use animal skin for clothing anymore, so why is it still done?
its taccy, disgusting and completely unethical.

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because we dont want to forget where we came from! its called roots! :D

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correct me if im wrong but i was born in the 80's so when 'forgetting where i came from' im merely repressing memories of yellow shell suits and curtain style hair cuts :D

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Human choice.

We can stay warm without wearing fur.

We can survive without eating meat.

We could in theory all live together without argueing and starting wars.

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i was too born in the 80's but im still grateful for my great (x2000) year old uncle fred!!!
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...ve_bbc_150.jpg :D

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i must say first before anyone jumps in. the only thing that has changed is the looks, of course now i am beautiful unlike my poor uncle!! :D

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The boundary line was the mine. Gobbin is a piece of coal, I think scrap coal, that had been discarded that poor people of the area (the area that is now above the lamp) used to collect up for their own fires. They became known as gobbiners. The library was built roughly on the land occupied by the mine. The lamp that is on the site is not actually the original lamp because when the library was built there were two lamps, some time later both were removed and replaced by a single one.

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Yea, George is out - so bring it on Dennis. I just hope I can stay awake!

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I sincerely hope Dennis goes.

Chantelle or Pete to WIN!

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I want Chantelle to win. I just think it's such justice that only Z list celebs go in there and then it turns out that even a non-celebrity can become a Z list celeb simply by appearing on the show. So funny!

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And the fact she is lovely. And a none-argumentative person.

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I have only been able to watch it on E4.
Not bothered with it much this year.
The bankeres task was a good one.
I'm glad that george has gone at last.
Dennis has got to be next.
I even get regular updates on my phone.

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Can't argue with you. Although having said I want Chantelle to win, I'd be just as happy if Maggot, Preston or even Traci won - just as long as Pete, Dennis or Michael don't.

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Although Pete can be nasty at times, I think he's funny, and honest. For that, Id like him to win.

But everyone has different views :)

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I think Pete is awful. But I am going to stick my old Dead or Alive albums on ebay because his stock has certainly gone up lately.

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Pete is the most vile thing to ever appear on the box....it makes Jacko look positively normal!
but afterall....under all the layers of malicious greed and idiocy; im sure they are all people, well, maybe.
Chantelle to win...at least she actually has something to offer the programme...




...and us blokes :D:D:D

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And now Dennis is out - the great british public has got it right!

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thank god for that............chantelle to win!! :D

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I would like either Chantelle or Preston to win. I would like Pete to go out next after today.
He makes my skin crawl.

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I wouldn't degrade myself to watch a minute of that rubbish.

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well don't then....should we care that you dont want to watch it? should we all follow your all so important and highly state and boycott the programme?

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People who aren't interested in watching how other people react, especially when they are like mad rats in a cage, bore me.

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you are blonde and shouldnt even be represented on serious talk,the monkeys that you are talking about because some knobhead decides he wants a coat made out of them beggers beliefe, because he has money?dont even go there wild child,when we cant do hunting with dogs this mong wants shooting right between the eyes!

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ps barrymore should have been shoot when he got convicted!

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Like I said to Mick. " You have got to be a people watcher to like BB."
When I was a kid I would stand for hours just watching people go by.
When I'm out I watch the people.
I never see people I know till they have passed or stopped me.
I'm always off in this little world of my own.

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It is a thing isn't it, it's not human, can't be.
Chantelle is gorgeous.

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He's right,the fact that it's endangered doesn't make it right, I don't see any reason to have killed the monkey other than that freak wanting a coat to show off with.

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now ime not for cruelty to monkeys but i hear spanking the monkey can be good but only as long as you dont leave a mark :eek:

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What's your problem?

Come closing time we know you'd be all flirty with Pete Burns, 'til you discovered he had a winky.:D

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Traci, Pete, Preston, Maggot ............

Yep, it's pretty much going in the right way so far!

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I think chantelle will be next then maggit then mb

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Maggot's already gone

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Chantelle versus Barrymore.

Go girl.:)

(I mean Chantelle!)

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Chantelle, Chantelle, Chantelle, everybody join in....:) :) :)

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It was sooooooooo funny the hideous reception that greeted Pete.:)

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Fantastic, Chantelle won - or should that be Shantewl?

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Brilliant.

A much deserved slap in the face for the media obsession with the cult of celebrity.


Daft thing is she'll now be a celebrity, probably with Paris Hilton touting for business as a Chantelle look-a-like.

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Naaahhhh see I fink shiwl do tha giwl band fing u now? candy floss...nah wait its wiv a K innit hehehehe

Well Done Chantelle!! :D:D:D

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Barrymore may think he's relaunched his career with the public, but to me I'll just remember the relentless bullying he inflicted on Jodi Marsh.

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A kick in the eye for all the jumped up celebrities who think the're better than they are.

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I think Barrymore could resurect his career, because at the end of the day..he is still a very very funny bloke and a great entertainer!
Despite what went on in his private life, and despite him snapping at Jodie.
Adolf Galloway snapped at almost every person in there but I suspect his career wont come to an end.....no wait he's a politician, he's allowed to be a snobby twisted useless cheating sleaze, aint he?

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George Galloway looks exactly like a chubbier version of Enoch Powell.

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Give up.........................:rolleyes:

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so he had, the things people do to get chan extra votes:)

Anyway she won:Banane25: :Banane25: :Banane25:
It's like a fairytale with the princess winning, I love her to bits, she just so normal, a dizzy blonde bint from essex, I'd marry her tommorow if i could. And she really appreciates winning too.

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He does. I used to make his shirts, he has the same narrow, sneaky blue eyes.

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Right, I started it but I think it's time to end it now.

Let's call it a day.