Bonking For The Taxman
 

well you all read the telegraph tonight!This is extortion i didnt have a clue that there is 17.5% tax on durex :eek: thought it was silly talk when nattering in the pub and someone would come up with the quip they will be taxing us for sex next!page 16 of the paper and R.C jack straw is jubilent that they are going to cut the tax on condoms!awww my fairy aunt....thank god i have been bare back for all these years:D now uncle moby has had his throat cut dont need them anymore anyway:p but for the people that do use em its a stealth tax on your nights of passion,what you could do is give me all your reciepts and i will claim back the vat on them and we could drink to a good screw from the taxman....lmao

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I'm obviously saving tax.:)

I've had the same packet of three I packed in my bag when I left for London in 1986.:(

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i thought tampax came in tens...?

not saying your a ( insert rude word of your own choice here ) or anthing ;)

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Are they cutting the tax in order to try and cut teenage prenencies???

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If your humour was taxed you'd be bankrupt.:D

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now i understand why my friend who has his own buisness was screaming about forgeting to do his F ing taxes :rolleyes:

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm me thinks rinda best check best by date LOL

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...er, hello? 'Uncle moby'??!!

Do guys normally name their bits?

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wow you were that busy you had to go to two seperate sources :eek:

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Would that mean i was highly taxable:rolleyes:

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Although I'm not a Telegraph reader and haven't read the article, I have to say that it's high time that the Government cut tax on condoms. It is far more likely to be as a result of the spiralling STI rates in this country than the teenage pregnancy rates, but it could have a positive effect on both.:D

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He passed his best before date a few years ago. It is all downhill for him now.