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katex 30-04-2006 23:41

Friendly Pinches
 
Did you ever have an aunt, uncle, friendly adult who would greet you or tease you in any way by touching parts of your body that would annoy you intensly ... please I don't mean in sexual way at all, so don't misinterpret this thread.

I had an uncle who thought it was fun to squeeze my knees until the reflex system got going and smacked him in the choppers. Then they were those who did the capillary crunching on yer' cheeks whilst stating "what lovely dimples" :p Nose tweeking and finger bending were great forms of 'endearment'. Doesn't happen now of course at my age, but didn't ya' just hate it.:mad:

staggeringman 01-05-2006 00:06

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you better come in with some armoured underwear next meet latex!....lmao:p

grannyclaret 01-05-2006 00:08

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No..katex,we were not a touchy feely family...i think i would have smacked your uncle in the choppers too...lol

katex 01-05-2006 00:15

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Originally Posted by staggeringman
you better come in with some armoured underwear next meet latex!....lmao:p

Trust you !! Armoured underwear !! Not in my wildest dreams, nothing that makes me look lumpy, thank you very much !!.

Anyway, you must have had someone who picked you up and tossed you at the ceiling 'lovingly'. Or maybe they didn't love ya' that much ... tee hee.

staggeringman 01-05-2006 00:19

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no everyone kicked me!:( i can remember my brother throwing baby boo into the air and catching her,well when he caught her this time she let it all out and he must have swallowed half a jar of baby food that she just got rid off!....:D

SPUGGIE J 01-05-2006 09:20

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no everyone kicked me!:( i can remember my brother throwing baby boo into the air and catching her,well when he caught her this time she let it all out and he must have swallowed half a jar of baby food that she just got rid off!....:D

Was it an attic or basement clearout staggers?

Mine was the dread slap on the back wether yo were eating or not. :(

Mick 01-05-2006 09:20

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I don't know about when I was younger, but there is a female member at the accyweb meetings that keeps grabbing my rear end when i am at the bar does this count.
sorry no names as i quite enjoy it hehe:)

SPUGGIE J 01-05-2006 09:29

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Oooooo Mick you stud you. :D

Len 01-05-2006 09:30

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What I find most annoying is when friends come up to you and perform a Morecambe and Wise face slap stunt, for some twisted reason they seem to get the urge to lightly slap your face with both of their hands, if you get my gist?
What’s that all about! Are they complete idiots or what?
I know they don’t mean any harm but it ant half annoying. :mad:

SPUGGIE J 01-05-2006 09:33

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Originally Posted by Len
What I find most annoying is when friends come up to you and perform a Morecambe and Wise face slap stunt, for some twisted reason they seem to get the urge to lightly slap your face with both of their hands, if you get my gist?
What’s that all about! Are they complete idiots or what?
I know they don’t mean any harm but it ant half annoying. :mad:

Better than the guy at work who thinks grabbing or flicking the "zone" is fun.

Len 01-05-2006 09:44

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
Better than the guy at work who thinks grabbing or flicking the "zone" is fun.

There’s probably a good reason for that. He may very well have strong homosexual urges ;) and he’s probably dieing to touch other males anatomy parts but how can one explain the face slapping urges I wonder?

SPUGGIE J 01-05-2006 09:52

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There’s probably a good reason for that. He may very well have strong homosexual urges ;) and he’s probably dieing to touch other males anatomy parts but how can one explain the face slapping urges I wonder?

Maybe he darnt do it to his wife without being doubled over with a well placed knee. :D

As for the "zone" master he must be a closet one as he is marrie with a son.

katex 01-05-2006 10:49

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Originally Posted by staggeringman
no everyone kicked me!:( i can remember my brother throwing baby boo into the air and catching her,well when he caught her this time she let it all out and he must have swallowed half a jar of baby food that she just got rid off!....:D

Obviously a very enterprising young lady even at this tender age .. nice one Baby Boo. :da:

They used to pull my pony tail too .. hated that, although realise very tempting ... hmmmm who do we know with one of these that comes to the meets ? .. name escapes me :confused::D

SPUGGIE J 01-05-2006 10:58

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Stick to bahookey pinching as when in a crowd anyone could be resposible. :D

katex 01-05-2006 11:56

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
Stick to bahookey pinching as when in a crowd anyone could be resposible. :D

You picking up some strange words up there Spuggie, please stick to the English Language as spoken in Lancashire.

SPUGGIE J 01-05-2006 12:01

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You picking up some strange words up there Spuggie, please stick to the English Language as spoken in Lancashire.

Backside pinching then. :p

Spangles3130 01-05-2006 13:33

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I have an aunt who insists on patting me on the head when she see's me, perhaps it's her way of telling me she thinks I am a dog. lol

chav1 01-05-2006 13:49

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i was often a victim to the spit on a tissue by my mom and aunties :mad:

ime just thankfull my uncle never did it coz he was a heavy smoker and a big thick dollop of flem would have been a lot worse :eek:

katex 01-05-2006 13:53

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Originally Posted by chav1
i was often a victim to the spit on a tissue by my mom and aunties :mad:

ime just thankfull my uncle never did it coz he was a heavy smoker and a big thick dollop of flem would have been a lot worse :eek:

Oh No !!! My daughter mentioned this to me yesterday .. guilty as charged. :o

Nell 01-05-2006 14:04

When i was little, about 5-9 i would visit my mate up the road. Her dad seemed to be always drunk and would sort of kneel face down in his armchair! We had to get past him to get to the stairs and it was like getting past a bear. He would grab your leg as quick as lightening and then you were stuffed cos he wouldnt let go until his wife got up and starting yelling and kicking at him to let go! It was quite traumatic. And on the nights that i slept over we would hear him puking his guts up over the partition wall! Yuk

grannyclaret 01-05-2006 15:37

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Are You Sure He Wasent Called Father Jack,,, Nell??????/:D :D

staggeringman 01-05-2006 17:53

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Originally Posted by katex
Obviously a very enterprising young lady even at this tender age .. nice one Baby Boo. :da:

They used to pull my pony tail too .. hated that, although realise very tempting ... hmmmm who do we know with one of these that comes to the meets ? .. name escapes me :confused::D

they pulled my hair as well :eek: thats why theres none left :p

West Ender 01-05-2006 21:47

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We were not a "kissy" family. My aunt and uncle in Whitley Bay, however, were. I used to dread the obligatory kiss whenever I went there or they came to visit us. It seemed so contrived and it embarrassed me.

I have never been able to stand having the area just above my knees touched. It produces not just a reflex action but a whole body spasm and I am likely to react with violence, arms flailing and feet kicking. For some reason this seemed to be part of greetings, particularly by older male visitors, when I was a child. They never did it twice. :D

talentedbutslow 01-05-2006 21:48

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Had an uncle who thought it was fun to put the palm of his hand on my head....then bring the fist from his other hand down on top of it......:mad:

Alan Gilmartin 01-05-2006 22:42

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I had two uncles, who used to sqeeze arms & legs as hard as they could, used to bring tears to my eyes, they thought it was funny, said it would help make a man of me. But I loved them all the same, just tried to keep out of their way.

Alan Gilmartin 01-05-2006 22:52

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The smell of old aunts and grandma, of snuff, mothballs, etc .

cashman 01-05-2006 23:57

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suppose i must be lucky most of my relatives ignored me.:D


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