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oh well its back... who's gonna b watching this?

and interesting concept with the whole golden ticket thing from kitkat...

only thing is they chuck the most interesting people out first and leave the boring ones in.

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Can't wait Mani!

:rolleyes: I'll do the usual .... watch on the first night who's goes in the house, then ring round all the mates saying what muppets they are this year and vow not to watch it! Then morning after just out of curiosity ;) I'll have to check nothing happened overnight. Then watch the highlights of that day ....... then I'll be hooked! AGAIN! :rolleyes:

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*L* its a shame that the witch from last season went out first - it wud've been wicked to see her for 5 weeks

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I'm with you on this tinks...vow not to bother watching cos it takes over with it being on every day then watch the start, see if they settle in and before you know it you love to hate it and hate to love it...but you just can't stop watching it in case you miss something!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :eek: :o

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If the Sunday papers are right I sort of know one of the people rumoured to be going into the house. Hopefully he won't, as he is the most obnoxious, silly git who will be this year's most aggravating housemate.


Anyway, I'll be tuned in everynight to see this year's freaks and their antics.

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this one is a must watch one folks

they have broke the boundries of entertainment yet again simply by doing away with the chickens and having a cow for teh sad pathetic loosers ( housemates) to play with

it may be worth watching to see if they have put yet another sexual devient in there that may possibly find teh cow attractive :rolleyes:

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Thats good news, at least while chav1 is in the house we will get some peace on here. Good luck to you mate, I hope you do really well and stay in a lonnnnng time.

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lol if i was in teh house the show would only last 3 days

day 1 : drink all the beer

day 2 : tell everyone in the house what i think of them

day 3: get bored and torch the house

:D

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If there was a women who floated his boat he might not want to leave in a hurry. :p

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there's meant to be a miss uk or something in there too

hold on lemme get a pic...

http://www.gridmodels.homestead.com/...371_BODY_1.jpg

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am i correct in thinkingthe showers have cameras in :D

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prefer to watch paint dry.:D

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*upgrades to 16mb broadband*

*gets hdtv*

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Not Chav, this is another drama queen called Shabaz, a Glaswegian, Asian DJ tranny who'll make Kamal look butch!:eek:

P.S. I don't know him well.:)

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Every time this show has a TV outing, somone starts a thread. Why? The show is utter drivel and we get the same utter, repetitive drivel posted on here. If we do have to have it, could the moderators please move the thread into another section where the more civilised members of the forum can avoid it.

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Tut tut Mani.

I avoid threads I don't want to read wherever they are, so I wouldn't have to belittle myself by first reading them, and secondly posting in them.

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P.S. Tut tut also to myself, Roy and Gayle for starting threads last year on this drivel, which all three of us watch.:)

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You knucklehead, Rindy. My comment was as to why we had to have the thread in this section in the first place; as to it's content, who cares?

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Oooo goodie i love Big brother :D

Wonder how eeeevil BB is going to be this year & i so hope unlike last year they keep it live all the way on the late night fights:D

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I hope your TV set bursts into flames.

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Pmsl Tealeaf im sure i can find another tv to watch it on:D

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Well, in that case, I hope the entire Big Brother set burns down, with no escape for the usual compliment of half-wit buffoons. Now that would be funny.

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Pmsl!!!! now yeah that would be funny but then we'd get to see firemen in action - even better lol:D

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If it's 6ft 2" hunks you want, then just PM me.

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Re you planing to turn up in a firemans outfit to have them swooning?

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Since Mick started a thread about a television programme this weekend and put it in General Chat, where should he have stuck it?

Knucklehead? Is that like a slaphead but with a luxuriant head of hair?;)

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Oi! I get told that bald blokes are more sexy, has my other half been lying to me all these years?

Anyway back on topic, I hate BB but had to make a stand for slap heads :D

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I can think of exactly where, but you would probably enjoy it too much.

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No I wouldn't, I'm the dog and you're the bitch.;)


Anyway back on thread, I can think of loads of people I'd like to lock in a house and watch them disintergrate from the comfort of my sofa.:)

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The set - shown to the press ahead of Thursday's launch - was "a lot less well behaved" than previous years, the Changing Rooms host told the Guardian.

The house is dominated by glass and an "inside out" theme, with a carpeted garden and grass in the kitchen.

Meanwhile, the Sun says there will not be enough beds for all 12 contestants.

The newspaper claims there will be three double beds, one more than last year.

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I always resist until about week five, when, out of curiosity I have a quick look just to laugh at how ridiculous they are. Then the night after I can't help myself but pop back at which point I admit that I'm hooked again and watch the rest of the series. That's why I tend not to know the ones that are thrown out early on. Only one I completely resisted from start to finish was the last one.

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Cant wait for tomorrow night. A cow and an inside out house. It's going to be pretty weird.
I hope it's going to be better than last year though.

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So its BB7 or 8 is it, i wouldn't know as I can honestly say I have never watched one transmission and try to miss paper reports. Can't see the point in watching nomarks pratting about for what, 13 weeks, watching paint dry would be more thrilling. As an alternative try the discovery Channel on Sky 520, much beter entertainment.

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Yet you've been watching Britcliffe for years.;)

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So will PB honour us and do the next BB if there is one?

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No, unlike George Galloway we need him too much!

Ok, he can go in then, but only if they extend it to be longer than the planned thirteen weeks and we all promise to vote to keep him in.:D

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BB has been watching PB for 23 years and they still think hes worth keeping in.

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Lets nominate him for the next celebrity BB then as that would be good for Accy.

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Ooh not long off now to wait for the launch tonight - eee i cant wait:D

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Or be a twisted fire starter:rolleyes::D

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Whatch you dont do yourself an injury in all the excitement Mel they might not show it at Queens Park. :eek: ;) :D

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It's total and utter tripe;it certainly won't be on at Ormerod Towers and my bunch at work will get a very hard stare if they mention it !:mad:

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Oooh thats such a good point is that - knowing my luck i'd end up with a load of BB haters:eek::rolleyes::D

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Looks like the BB house if turning into a lunatic asylum - what a mix of weird strange manic personalities:eek:

So who's out 1st?:D

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Ive had to take some paracetamol already my head was banging LOL:eek:

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Bon eh!,
Or as some people thought she was called Bono, or Boner.:D



Freaky, let the fightin' begin.:):not_ripe:

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Yep freaky, very freaky...although could be fun :p

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For those of you who seek slightly more intellectual stimulation from your TV set, this is what to do:

1) Get a large bucket and with it proceed to the nearest vet.

2) For a small fee, get the vet to fill the bucket with dog diarrhoea.

3) Return home (trying to avoid any spillage), switch on TV, tune in to said "Big Brother" and then empty contents of bucket over the set.

4) Spend the next 6 weeks staring at TV and contemplating the meaning of life.

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Owww guess what Mr T, if anyone decides to do that to my TV i can even watch it on my mobile aswell as the PC now ;) :D


Same complaint as last year! WHY NO REAL MAN? They are either gay or pretty boys (with the exception of Glyn GROSS!!)!! It's such a sexist show now! I wanted some eye-candy! :(

I hope Petes tourettes kicks in quick, I'm one of the sick people who find it hysterical! :D

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WANTED

Do you have muscles to die for a personality to be fun and and a face to make a lady swoon? If so this is your chance; Alternative Big Brother are now looking for people like you for the new series in the Autumn. If you wish to participate please contact; [email protected]
with a picture and summary of yourself ie height weight age etc.

Closing date 15/6/06

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Tinks heres the first few for vetting;

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LMFAO!! All pics greatly received :D

Ewww Spug .... None of the above they have to much hair for me!.... ON THEIR HEAD!! ;)

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Is this close enough or has the hair to be longer?

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Too much hair!! I like them shaved :D

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Well final try. Anything after this will be as bald as a babies butt. :p :D

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Here Spug ...... my type of guy :D mean and moodies!

Now why can't there be at least one looks like that in BB

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Does that mean us lads can pic the ladies of the house now?

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Six weeks? It's on for thirteen weeks.

Thirteen weeks of us young folks chattering away about the day to day happenings in the BB house, and thirteen weeks of Tealeaf getting more and more grumpy.:)

As well as knowing Shabaz I've also met manic Pete who lives in Brighton. He really does have Tourettes and is as mad a March hare, but is really a very nice person.

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Does that mean you could be a topic of conversation?

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Only if it involves sexual conquests. ;) :D

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No.:)

Shabaz I only know from seeing around the hotspots of Glasgow. He'll soon get on the other housemate's nerves as he is really in your face, literally as he insists on talking to you from about the distance of about a centimeter away.

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Is it just possible, that somewhere on this planet, there is a freak, weirdo, aberration, screwball or general social misfit and attention seeker to whom Rindy is not acquainted?

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She put me off straight away pretentious nugget cant get her own name pronounced right & got pouty when others said it wrong - funny then she could say boneee lol:D

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Blimey Rindy you best hope the bird tweeting tape over works or we could be in for gossip live lmao!! :D

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My basil cousin if you must know. Then after he has read some of your posts he likes you. :D

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Whats a sex terrorist???? cos theres one of them in there:eek::confused:

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I forget, have we met?:D

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He didn't know me until recently:D

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Why do we, every year, get someone who hates BB with a vengence, but insists on coming into the BB thread to tell us about it.
I blame you mani, you did this, you worded the thread wrong, you put will 'you be watching it', and you should have put 'if your watching it' what do you think.

so who do you think are the babes and who are the mingers?, who's sane who's not?, who will walk? who will win?

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Early favourite for me to win is Pete. The kind of sweet eccentric we seem to take to our hearts in this country.

First to walk Bonn eh.

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pete is annoying, he's trying to be someone he's not, but at least he's a decent guy, shabaz is annoying but by far the worst and most vile in there is the manc thing, I imagine that all the decent folk of manchester are cringing at it, hoping that people don't think they're all like that. She should be first out then shabaz then pete, or should the second be the one thats so far up his own...

Nicest are the mummy and daddy, bless em.

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I hope Shabaz goes early on he propper gets on your nerves. It would be nice if Pete was to be the winner.

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Vote Now
Do you find Shahbaz annoying?
He drives me nuts 39931 71%
He's just bearable 6890 12%
He's misunderstood 4090 7%
I love him 4971 10%
Total Votes: 55882

Think he's already got on everybody's nerves!

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Yes but so has pete, infact even more so, why on earth do you want him to win, why can't someone normal win. Thought you'd be watching it Anne:)

I think shabang might be worth keeping in for entertainment value. The manc should go first.

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Yup, up to now I'm hoping Pete is the winner

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why???????

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I think after Shera the most annoying other person is Nicky 'I have a migrane, I can only drink bottled water, I'M GOING TO DIE!' is obviously someone who wasn't slapped enough as a child. She'd make a good Violet Elizabeth if they are doing a remake of Just William.

Just watched last night's taped episode, they've only been in 24 hours and it's all kicked off big style.

Oh what fun.:)

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It sounds screwed up in there enough to make me take a peek. Heard it discribed as bad as well as mad. Will there be a punch up with plenty of bruising and blood if its that cookoot

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Just watched the programme for the first time ever this weekend and I'm amazed. Don't you lot find there are enough obnoxious prats talking garbage in everyday life without watching more on TV?

Ah well, back to "Grumpy Old Men"... :)

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Sorry WH I aint in the habit of watching parlimentary debates. :D

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Simply because he makes me laugh!

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'Tis better by far, to be a Grumpy Old Man, than to be one of those sad wastrels who spend their days and nights watching this rubbish.

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He doesn't make me laugh because imitating a comedian, that's imitating another comedian isn't funny. We'll be getting people immitating pete next. It's put on, it's an act for the cameras, he shouldn't even be in there, it's an embarassment and does make big brother crap tv. Big brother is supposed to be about normal everyday people being in a house, not the most messed up in the head people. Out of all the ones I've seen so far this is by far the worst.
pete wants sectioning, the manc needs locking up and her mouth scrubbing with soap, nikki needs boot camp, shabaz is ok, he just needs to learn others have feelings, bonnie is great, imogen is too, although a bit full of herself, lisa is the only plastic barbie i know of who isn't full of herself, cares about others and has a heart of gold. all the rest seem normal decent people. the freaks shouldn't be in there, get them out and it will become the social experiment, game, that it's supposed to be. But they won't and you won't you'll keep all the freaks in cos they make you laugh, and all the normal but genuinly interesting ones will get evicted. I haven't got a favourite to win, but it should be a girl I think. as long as lisa, pete, nikki, shabaz, sezer don't win i'll be happy.

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Having Tourettes Syndrome isn't a sectionable illness. There are lots of people suffering from various kinds of mental illness, from depression to schizophrenia, and lots of them live worthwhile lives without the need for them to be incarcerated in mental hospitals.

As for playing up for the cameras, I mentioned earlier I was introduced to him in Brighton and he is as he appears on screen all the time, and I think copes admirably and with humour with what must be a very hard condition to live with.

As for BB being for normal people, it never has and never will be. You'd have to be fairly abnormal to want to spend up to three months in a house that was under the constant gaze of the cameras and the viewing millions at home.

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No I meant the stupid norman wisdom acts are for the camera, the ongoing acts are just ongoing acts. It's either an act or there's far more than tourettes. I don't know who I want out first lisa or pete. I think it's lisa though, she's vile, because for all pete's annoyances, He seams quite a caring person. Caring qualities in a person are important to me. He seams to care about shabaz, god knows why. Shabaz is funny, especially when he hid the food. Whats he hoping to achieve by that.

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I don't know who I want to go first Shabaz or that annoying Nicky. Pete is sooo funny and I think he's dead brave going in there.
Having Tourette's doesnt make him a freak or an idiot.

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You are wrong, as I said earlier he was just like that when I met him and there were certainly no cameras there. Any similarities you see as him being like Lee Evans or Norman Wisdom are coincidental.

Tourette's is an illness that makes the body tick, hence the sometimes jerky movement, and not all people with it develop vocal ticks that result in swearing.

God this is getting so serious Tealeaf will be tuning in to see what we are all talking about, though of course he will deny it.;)

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coincidence, what a load of rubbish, it's an act, a continuos act, he's based himself on a role model, he doesn't need to think about it now because he's done it so long it comes natrually. When ever he want attention out comes norman. more attention and he shouts wa ers a few time. He's annoying, he should be thrown out lisa.

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Very sympathetic of you for what must be a very hard illness to live with.

Well done.

Perhaps if you could show a little of the compassion he obviously has the world would be a happier place.

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He seems to be coping very well with it rindy. How do you want me to show this compasion, he's on my tv screen, he chose to be, I'm having to watch him if I want to watch the others, and I find him annoying. I wouldnt mind if i could put him on ignore but i can't. Actually does he want people to feel compasion for him , or would he want people to treat him like he's got nothing wrong with him.

basically I understand the illness but I think a lot of it is habbit, his way of coping with it. I find him annoying, that has nothing to do with having compasion

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Firstly you don't have to watch it, you choose to.

Secondly it is a neurological disease not a 'habit'. Tourette's is a result of not producing dopamine in the part of the brain that controls movement. Very similar to Parkinson's infact, so at the next meet if my shaking hand or leg offends you I appologise.

Thirdly judge him on what he does not is involuntary tick. Call him a prat, but judge him on the actions that he chooses to do rather than the actions he can't control.

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Yeah. I'll judge him. The man is a complete ****** for appearing in this programme in the first place. In fact, all the participants are. You happy now?

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I'm always happy with your valued input on this topic, and your need to keep saying it.:)

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Repeating oneself is symptomatic of dealing with those who having had a full lobotomy, now while away their time stirring at some moronic non-entity on the TV.

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Didn't you already say that three times already in this thread?

Or was it four?:D

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i think pete is fantastic....i know he has tourettes but i really cant help laughing at him i dont mean to be mean but his whole attitude is just funny as fooooo.......i love it when he whistles like he does it cracks me up every time

pete to win :rofl38: :swear8: :swear8: :rofl38: