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BLACKBURN RAVER 13-10-2006 14:05
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Originally Posted by Kisser[COLOR=magenta
We timed them, the quickest was 8 mins and he didn't half scarper when he came out!![/COLOR]

pmsfl

sound like he scarpered whilst he was in there too....8 mins ...bloodyhell...i can weeeeeee longer than that :D

Kisser 13-10-2006 14:08
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Plus he had a business suit on too so I am assuming this would have come off and have to be put back on again. Also, the number of people that lit up a ciggie as soon as they came out - no pillow talk then eh!

entwisi 13-10-2006 14:57
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Probably found that teh 'lady' wasn't

chav1 13-10-2006 14:59
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Originally Posted by Kisser
Plus he had a business suit on too so I am assuming this would have come off and have to be put back on again. Also, the number of people that lit up a ciggie as soon as they came out - no pillow talk then eh!
i think the brothells have a no smoking policy, i guess anything can be smoked except a ciggy so they have to go outside for one ;)

lettie 13-10-2006 15:18
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It's a laugh in Amsterdam.. I was there earlier this year, you can see 'ladies' in their windows during the day too. Every now and then they'll leave the window for a while and get on with their ironing..:D Sex may be everywhere in Amsterdam but at least they are serious about sexual health. There are condom machines everywhere and plenty of drop in STI clinics for those who were stupid enough to cop off and not use a condom. That's more than can be said for this country.

Tealeaf 13-10-2006 15:26
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Originally Posted by lettie
It's a laugh in Amsterdam.. I was there earlier this year, you can see 'ladies' in their windows during the day too. Every now and then they'll leave the window for a while and get on with their ironing..:D Sex may be everywhere in Amsterdam but at least they are serious about sexual health. There are condom machines everywhere and plenty of drop in STI clinics for those who were stupid enough to cop off and not use a condom. That's more than can be said for this country.
I remember in my student days, my old mate Greasy Gav had a very nasty accident while having sex on an ironing board. The lady in question was red haired and somewhat obese and unforunatly her weight was just a bit to much for the ironing apparatus, which promptly collapsed, trapping my friend Gav's manhood between the underside of the board and one of it's legs. He had to go to hospital...not very nice.

lettie 13-10-2006 15:36
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
I remember in my student days, my old mate Greasy Gav had a very nasty accident while having sex on an ironing board. The lady in question was red haired and somewhat obese and unforunatly her weight was just a bit to much for the ironing apparatus, which promptly collapsed, trapping my friend Gav's manhood between the underside of the board and one of it's legs. He had to go to hospital...not very nice.
Hehehehe.....Poor Gav.:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: I shouldn't laugh but I have this image in my mind and it won't go away..

Tealeaf 13-10-2006 15:45
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Gav was wearing a condom at the time, but it didn't do him much good...

accymel 13-10-2006 16:05
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Hehehehe.....Poor Gav.:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: I shouldn't laugh but I have this image in my mind and it won't go away..
Pmslmao i should laugh either but that was funny & wincing at the same time i bet he dont do the ironing anymore either lmao!!!:D

garinda 13-10-2006 16:56
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I've moaned about this before somewhere.:(

I left, the Telegraph was quite a good local paper.

Twenty years later I return, the Lancashire Evening Telegraph is the worst local daily paper in the country. and now carries adverts for prostitution.

Again I'm certainly no prude, but I think it's disgusting in a family paper, and certainly doesn't encourage parents to let their children to take an interest in local current affairs.

'Daddy what's a domanatrix and golden showers?'

Crass.:mad:


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