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I only get cold callers if some dipstick leaves the main door open but I am being plagued by some strange woman who seems to have written me off!

On answering the phone I get this soft, sticky sweet voice asking me if I´ve arranged my funeral! If she came out with ´hello mate, how are the funeral arrangements going?´ it wouldn´t be so bad but she makes me feel like the whole family is already grieving.

It makes me chuckle and I can easily get rid of her but imagine some elderly lady receiving a call like that.

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For phone calls, I just let the answering machine screen the calls (mostly for my kids anyhow).

I haven't seen a salesperson in ages. A German Shepard dog or two works wonders on em. They also work well on Jehovah witnesses!;)

Brian

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What's the difference between a Lada car and a Jehovas Witness? You can shut the door on a Jehovas Witness.

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And I thought my jokes were bad. :eek: ;)

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Not half as bad as that car was!

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This wasn't talk talk was it MK??

Just had a scottish sales woman at the door another one who cant read & doesn't understand what sales is it goes

We're upgrading your phone lines in 2 weeks

Me: oh so u are BT are u?

Well yes we are providing a free service for BT?

Me: so u dont actually work for bt then ?

errr no our service is talk talk, have u seen our ads about this?

Me: no cant say i take much notice, ahhhh so u are from talk talk wanting me to convert my service to bt & its not free u just trying to undercut bt, so basically selling me something then? pointing to the sign on the door!

err no its a free service can i take your details ?

Me no why do u want my details if its free?

to set up your account & so u save a big amount on your rental?

Me: well not free then is it & im not interested sod off!

Door shut!

Normally its door shut 1st thing but hey i wanted her sales patter for my own amusement & it amused me a hell of a lot than her - dont u love script readers!! hehehehehe:D

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yeah mel was talktalk-sounds like your conversation started extremely similar to mine!

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i hate them,i went out to the car about 2 months ago now,and one of my neighbours shouted out how much are you paying for your pay per view tv pw i said i aint got a pay per view tv she said pointing at the sales man he said you do,he walked away very red faced when i shouted that i dont get nout on credit and why are you using me as a sales pitch,i didnt get no answer but he didnt get no custom oh well his loss,AND AS FOR SALES MEN/WOMEN IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY IF I WANT IT I WILL GET IT MYSELF,AND WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD NO (DUH)

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OOOh I hate it when they say your neighbours have got this that or the other. You just know they're tellng porkies. :mad: