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Yes but she cant do that at the minute because she'd have to wake Jack up and take him with her and get dressed. Tis easier doing it my way and then kicking him when he comes round for that brew!!!

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In that case I would ring him back and say " OMG OMG can you come to my house quickly - I am really upset about something" then when he turns up - drag him into the house kick him GONADS in, then kick him back out in the rain then say " the thing is, I was really upset you rang me at that time of night when I was asleep - DON'T DO IT AGAIN"










Simple :D

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Thats a good one slinks. Will keep that one for reference!! lol

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lol @ him ringing back to apologise for ringing! :D

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make him a brew but be sure to wring one of jacks wet nappies into it first beofre giving it him ;)

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Slinky's idea sounds like a good one to me, get him to come round in the middle of the night, then send him straight home!

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hmmphhh find an annoying person and lets call him Dave, typical stereotyping :rolleyes:

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it reminds me when my mum used to wake me up on the couch saying ''get up its time to go to sleep':eek: :huh8:

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lol thanks for all your suggestions and yeah slinkys is the best although the wringing of the nappy sounds good-but id get someone else to do the wringing-eewww
and sorry lancsdave-i will change it to to......erm......fred?suits quite well cos my 'bruvva' is called fred-and he is VERY annoying!

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Maybe you should have suggested to "Dave" that he should stop by a bakery and bring something good to go with the brew. Seems a fair exchange, a nice way to apologize and say thanks, and it also might allow you a few more much-needed minutes of sleep in the AM - provided, of course, that young Jack will also allow it!

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See Kitty you have upset all the Dave's now. Next time you had better pick another name like Jason or something :D

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its funny how everyone assumes i only have one friend-must be cos thats how many you got!

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I did not want people thinking you were a slapper :rolleyes: and just for the record I don't have any friends :p

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cos i have male friends that come round,that makes me a sl*pper?:confused:

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I don't think you are a slapper, I think you misunderstood my post.