Re: Here's an inequality which needs to be addressed
 

I've got a photo, somewhere, of me having just used my husband's car as a screen while I irrigated the parched desert in Saudi Arabia. It's quite decent - he waited until I was modestly covered up (well, almost) before he took the photo. :D

On the way to Saudi my, then 9 year old, younger daughter and I stayed overnight in Cairo. Arriving at the airport we went to the loo - beautifully clean. I went in a cubicle which was quite normal but my daughter, in the next-door one, suddenly wailed, "Mum, there's no seat. It's just a hole." We found that every other cubicle had an Arab-style toilet, a grid in the floor and a water-spray tube insted of paper. :eek:

Re: Here's an inequality which needs to be addressed
 

the easiest way of using the squat-job asian toilet is to turn around and face the wall , that way you can hold on to the pipe-work running up to the cistern to avoid falling over, just make sure your clothing is well clear so you don't drop the load into your skivies :D :D :D

Re: Here's an inequality which needs to be addressed
 

Wrong: you are thinking of the Bard of Avon, I mean the Bard of Barnoldswick. Remember "Shall I compare thee to a wart on my buttock?" This of course was written to honor his love, Ann, the Ho of Clitheroe. But your answer, though not worth a fin, will earn you a twoonie. I still think the last intelligent person to come from Ossy was my Gran :)