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she has had her jail term cut!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...266114,00.html


However, she will now only have to serve about 23 days.

She will also be kept separate from the general prisoner population at the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California.


Where she staying in the ensuite dept!! guess

She will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. Its a joke!!

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One thing to remember , Paris is our (Americas) Princess Diana .:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
When the skank keels over from toxic bulimia no one in the world will light candle and sing-a-long with Bob Dylan as he eulogizies her with 'Blowin in the Wind' as her ashes are scattered along Hollywood Blvd. (closely followed by a dept. of sanitation street sweeper):eek: :eek:

enough allready , I'm sick of hearing about this wall-eyed disease riddled anorexic celebrity whore , just jail the bitch and allow us to carry on with our lives :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Attachment 9289 couldnt say it better meself!!

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Paris has been released from jail. She'll never learn, and will probably make a fashion accessory of her tag.

Sky News - Heiress Freed From Jail

Something to do with a medical situation..... yeah right!!

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The medical condition was lack of food. The fact that she has been eating very little over the years then no wonder 3 days of prison grub made here ill.

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The liberation of Paris!

We can all sleep soundly now.

I wonder if those that fraternised with the Germans, will be tarred and feathered?

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supposedly due to the 'stress' she has suffered an outbreak of something , and the release is for pubic health reasons

:eek::eek::eek:

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Because she had had a proper meal she found the need to have a dump and the shock nearly killed her. :eek: So to spare the headlines of her popping her clogs in the prison and the crap that would bring they put her under house arrest with an ankle braclet. One question though "where on earth did they find one to fit"? By the way they will be a fashion accessory before long. :D

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Latest news is they are struggling to find an ankle braclet tag that matches her new handbag!
:D

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"Blowin' in the Wind." I love it, tres appropos.

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There she goes. Sorted.:D


http://www.joannasdiary.co.uk/blog/images/chavtags.jpg

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Paris has been ordered back to court to determine whether she should return to jail.:D.....shove her back in!!, why should she get privilages?
it it was me or anybody else we would have to do our term. the numpty!!

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She could always pay Chantelle to do her bird (serve her prison sentence, and nothing to do with lezzy malarkey).:D

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good idea but chantelles now got black hair :D

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Now see what you lot have done! All your bad karma has had its effect and the poor lass has been sent back to the slammer to serve her full 45-day sentence! :D:D:D