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yeh she off to jail for driving while disqualified!! 45 days that is, as it is said she will be dyke bait!!...
but it wont start till june 5th........WHY??
chuck the spoilt little madam in now, these rich people think they can get away with everything!!

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had me worried when i saw this headline. thought ya meant my lass, who would make me tea?:D as for the other un, if it was you or me the sentence would start immediatly i would think.:rolleyes:

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Wonder if she will get preferencial treatment. I agree with panther she will be eaten alive, well unless she pays for some female body gaurds from amongst the other residents. She should be in straight away and with at least double the sentence to teach the arrogent selfish self centred self publisising little madame (cant write what I think) a lesson in what real life is like. Pity the publicity recieved wil raise her profile. :mad:

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LOL! Let her rot in there .... she should be in the nick anyway for calling her dog Tinkerbell .... cheeky bitch! Does she not know who I am !! :D

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Yeah, dont think she should be treated any differently than any other drink driver.

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Send her a message that she either changes the poochs' name or you will sort her out.

You have a name and image to protect Tinks. Sure the girls will back you up. ;)

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So did I for a minute there! I wondered what the heck she'd been up to!!! :eek:

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some karma your way tinkerbelle, that comment made me giggle:D

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She'll be out in a couple of hour of her incarceration.

She'll just walk out between the bars.:D

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Come on , you don't honestly believe that the same court/judical system that found O.J. not guilty will allow her to serve any jail time , she will have more sleazeball lawyers lined up to appeal the case than I've had hot dinners . The day she does a day in jail is the day I show my A*** in Burtons window

:D :D :D

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ROFLMAO!!!!





















Slinky wonders if that could work for her and decides which bank to do over first :D:D:D

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i hope she serves all the 45 days. 45 days thats a joke.

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If she does serve anytime, trust me, she won't be anywhere near the "lower class" prisoners!:cool: :D It'll be one of our own country club facilities for the rich and famous!

Brian

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You tight lot! She's a poor, misunderstood girl who has been dealt a bad hand in life. I think the jail sentence is totally unjust and I really do worry about how she's going to cope inside...free the Beverley Hills one!

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You feeling allright?

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Never felt better, however I am very concerned about how the unfortunate girl is going to handle prison existence. She is a caring, compassion soul underneath that glamorous veneer and at this time of crisis in her life, I think we should all light a candle for her.

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Are we talking about the same Paris Hilton the one of media and internet infamy?

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Yes, the same, but I feel she is very misunderstood.

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She has to wait for her chastity belt to arrive :D:D:D

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Have to be a big one with her rep.

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I hope you lot can sleep easy, after mocking this poor girl in her time of need. I shall personally be holding a candlelit vigil for her at the American consulate in Manchester.

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Wynonie, can't tell or imagine you're being serious. I just find your opinion of Queen Paris "intriguing." My own opinion, from seeing her interviewed, her infomercials, incredible desire for the limelight, etc., is that she is is a slef protentious, incredibly spoiled, self-conceited, obnoxious, etc, etc,. Again, just my little own opinion. I'm sure no one else feels as I do about the little wench!

Brian

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You see more of her Brian so are better informed than most. Fromwhat I have seen she has a big problem.

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lmao..............

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From what I have seen bringing her down a peg or two will be good.

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Moi? Joking, Brian? Well, yeah, OK.

Sorry, I was feeling a bit giddy last night after five pints of Stella and most of a bottle of Johnnie Walker as part of my "end of the season - still in the league" celebrations.

Lock her up for six months with a large, masculine lady of amorous tendencies, I say!

Must go and find some headache pills now...

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Be like me and leave the devils brew out of your life Wynonie, who the hell is Paris Hilton I thought it was a hotel.;) :p :D

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She's the grandaughter of Conrad Hilton, the founder of the hotel chain.

You never here much about her brother Park Lane, he keeps a fairly low profile.:D

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I think the word slapper comes to mind

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That means spug hasnt had time to watch the paris hilton video that chav sent him as requested! :D

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seems it has been delayed so she can fulfil her duty at some sponsorship do

Right lets all get sponsored for something in 2008 and rob that bank that slinky has her eye on :D

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watch this space something will come up and she won't have to go to jail!!!!!

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Where Paris will be spending her time, (maybe). Sounds like the judge means business, (maybe).

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,270193,00.html

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Looks like it will suit her to a tee. To think of all those goodies she will miss and all the toys she wont be allowed. What will she do while inside well see how much money she can make when she leaves and plan a huge getting out party.

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She will be eaten alive, eh. Is this a Freudian slip, or an intentional funny.:D

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I understand from a 'source' with links to Sacramento (California State Capitol) that the mother has been on the phone non-stop demanding to speak to the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, demanding action , even a clemency pardon (something usually reserved for those on Death row)

:D :D :D

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Nah Spugster, I broke off relations with her months ago. She kept trying to make ammends and pop in for a visit but I nixed that. Told her I had to get the place ready for The Queen's visit. I believe the little skank (I am talking about Paris!;)) put in a call to Lizzie and now I'm on the Queen's badside too!:p

Brian

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Welcome back Ian! Everything doing okay with you now/ Did you get my PM?

Oh, sorry, off thread eh? Okay, well as for her highness Paris Hilton, she is a conceited, egotystical, . . . . wait a minute I've already said all that, alright, back on with the show!

BEA

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HI Brian check your e mail, "Thanks garinda for the usual useless information";) :p :D.

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A bit of both. There was a bit in a rag over here that here wardrobe is bigger than the cell she will have. She has a couple of weeks to get used to the idea of her "new" home which is more than most get so I hope she enjoys it. Her mother allegedly was not at all happy after paying all that money for her defence but then what do you expect when you raise a spoiled brat.

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According to Sky News, you can sign a petition on her myspace page (or via it) appealing to the Governor of California to issue a pardon.....should you so wish.

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Nahh ... I'm waiting for the video of her first conjugal visit:Banane40:

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how many people are going to sign that? apart from Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears LOL:Banane52:

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they should be no diffrence for them because if it was us we would get the book thown at us with big fine,s and the rest.

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Paris is now too "emotionally distraught and traumatised" by her impending 45-day jail sentence to testify in a court case, according to her psychiatrist.......how bloody convienent!!:rolleyes: and (by) her fear of incarceration. ahhhh what a shame my heart bleeds:rolleyes:

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she has had her jail term cut!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...266114,00.html


However, she will now only have to serve about 23 days.

She will also be kept separate from the general prisoner population at the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California.


Where she staying in the ensuite dept!! guess

She will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. Its a joke!!

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One thing to remember , Paris is our (Americas) Princess Diana .:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
When the skank keels over from toxic bulimia no one in the world will light candle and sing-a-long with Bob Dylan as he eulogizies her with 'Blowin in the Wind' as her ashes are scattered along Hollywood Blvd. (closely followed by a dept. of sanitation street sweeper):eek: :eek:

enough allready , I'm sick of hearing about this wall-eyed disease riddled anorexic celebrity whore , just jail the bitch and allow us to carry on with our lives :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Attachment 9289 couldnt say it better meself!!

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Paris has been released from jail. She'll never learn, and will probably make a fashion accessory of her tag.

Sky News - Heiress Freed From Jail

Something to do with a medical situation..... yeah right!!

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The medical condition was lack of food. The fact that she has been eating very little over the years then no wonder 3 days of prison grub made here ill.

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The liberation of Paris!

We can all sleep soundly now.

I wonder if those that fraternised with the Germans, will be tarred and feathered?

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supposedly due to the 'stress' she has suffered an outbreak of something , and the release is for pubic health reasons

:eek::eek::eek:

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Because she had had a proper meal she found the need to have a dump and the shock nearly killed her. :eek: So to spare the headlines of her popping her clogs in the prison and the crap that would bring they put her under house arrest with an ankle braclet. One question though "where on earth did they find one to fit"? By the way they will be a fashion accessory before long. :D

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Latest news is they are struggling to find an ankle braclet tag that matches her new handbag!
:D

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"Blowin' in the Wind." I love it, tres appropos.

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There she goes. Sorted.:D


http://www.joannasdiary.co.uk/blog/images/chavtags.jpg

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Paris has been ordered back to court to determine whether she should return to jail.:D.....shove her back in!!, why should she get privilages?
it it was me or anybody else we would have to do our term. the numpty!!

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She could always pay Chantelle to do her bird (serve her prison sentence, and nothing to do with lezzy malarkey).:D

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good idea but chantelles now got black hair :D

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Now see what you lot have done! All your bad karma has had its effect and the poor lass has been sent back to the slammer to serve her full 45-day sentence! :D:D:D

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The American legal system at work , brought to you by the same folks who set O.J. free, being held up for ridicule around the world , and according to George Bush this is why we are in Iraq ,..." to preserve our way of life " it would be funny if it wasn't so sad

:(:mad::(:mad:

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Shock horror this isnt happening. Sorry but need to use a bucket. All the publisity around her "escape" landed her back where she belongs. Would send her a drink and food but its better in a landfill site at least it will be useful.

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So they've banged her up again, to serve out the rest of her sentence.

Where are they sending her to this time, Guantanamo Bay?:D

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I hope they are making this pampered cretin pay her keep for this learning curve. It will do her no harm and may even do her some good, although I very much doubt it, as she has already been far to spoiled for redemption.

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They should throw her in the British Big Brother house.

That'd teach her.:D

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I think that would be worse than the luxurious solitary confinement she is getting.
Recalling the days when I worked -- there were days when days in solitary would have been better than the Costa del Sol

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If she keeps slipping through the bars and escaping, because she is so slim, electrified chicken wire should do the trick.

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Did you guys see the idiot with the "I love Paris hat on" on the news maybe we can throw throw him in with her

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She has to learn to love her own company alone - a true sign of maturity
(If you dont like your own company nobody else will)

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How do they know where the orange boiler suit end and Paris begins:confused:They're the same colour:eek:

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Is that possible she aint got the brains to to be that mature. To this wimp mature is the first tiny wrinkle and that would cause another breakdown. People like PH are so full of themselves that reality does not exist. A child in a womens body giving normal blondes a bad name.

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he was a frenchman just walking past :p:D

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Did anyone call for a shrink for this poor sole? He must be ill to be infatuated with that disgrace to women.

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ok its after 1 am here in California , and Paris Hilton has just been released from jail , the TV news channels have been following "her' non stop( no advertising breaks) on the LA freeways (and I admit i've been watching), just like the OJ thing , No way am I excusing anything Paris Hilton is supposed to be guilty off , but after watching the media feeding frenzey something needs to be done, this paparezzi is out of control , now I understand the Princess Diana/Pont de Alma thing, these people are out of control and though I believe in freedom of the press some standards ought to apply

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By the way steeljack, Paris Hilton say's she has found out where God is, guess where?;)

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It showed her being released 'live' on our news this morning. All I can say is there are some sad bastards who work for the press:mad:

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I think Paris Hilton is brilliant. Her mum is her manager and doesn't it just show? Paris is literally a successful business, everything she does makes money.

Obviously I don't condone her crime but its brilliant that she still manages to gain money, if anything mainly from he people who apparently dislike her! Lets face it, most people in this thread likely think the gossip about the girl is crap to listen to and u all just wish she'd go away, YET you cant help but talk about her.

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She didn't make any money from the first 'bedroom' video her ex-boyfriend released on the internet...though she strangely did, from the second one, that she released.

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Me too...lovely girl. 5 to 1 at Ladbrokes to be a UN Goodwill Ambassador!

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The first one is the foundations of making the money. You dont make money stocking the shop after all :cool:

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Who owns the shop blazey.:confused:

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The pornographers who publish her filmed 'private' bedroom antics, which she happily sold them.;)

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Or her mum might as well own it, she's quite glad of paris' antics lol, as they got paris into the limelight and got the hilton name more publicity ;)

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I think the Hilton name was famous enough long before Paris was a twinkle in her dad's eye :D

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Oh yeh ofcourse but extra publicity is always a bonus. Keeps the name alive :D

I wouldn't have known about the hilton hotels if it wasn't for paris hilton lol.

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are you feeling alright?:confused:
this girl has never done a hards day work in her life!, shes so ANNOYING!!
you strange girl...LOL

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She has to publicise all her merchandise and be out and about all the time to keep in the limelight. I don't think i'd manage to look as good as her everyday either even with her money. Who can be assed to eat the proper diet, wear perfect makeup and be at the height of fashion constantly?

I think she has alot of pressure put on her to keep up to date and look good and I've to give her credit for that, as I know its something I simply cant be assed to do.

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Quite right, Blazey! I certainly find it difficult to handle all these many pressing problems (especially the makeup).

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just watched her first post-jail interview , only one comment , a Cabbage has more intelligence than this bimbo , shes dimmer than the proverbial Toch H lamp .

;) ;)

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id hate to think what she looks like without make-up!!, sorry but this girl is nowt special and it all comes down to money, if you had all that dosh and limelight then you would be assed to look good, but she dont anyway:D

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You might all say you hate her but lets faced it, you've all talked about her for 6 pages and you obviously love to hate her.

Basically by watching the news about her and reading it your all subconsciously being exploited by her. You have to love her for that ;)

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We've had longer threads about dog dirt.;)

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'Tis true ! Can't be doing with the slapper myself,and I never watch her or read about her; classic waste of a good skin.

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Will you please take time out to grow up, you are so naive blazey, please put your tiny brain into gear before posting.:confused:

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You're right, Blazey, I'm just nuts about her. At least, she doesn't have tattoos all over her appendages like that strange woman they were rabbiting on about in the music forum. Incidentally your chameleon told me he had a bit of a soft spot for her too (although he had downed four halves of the Crown's best bitter in quick succession when he imparted this information to me). :cool:

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Your telling me there is another reason why people are enjoying a very long boring discussion on hating paris hilton? I would call that OBVIOUS signs of loving to hate somebody and my post you quoted was meant as sarcasm.

As I've said before, so far every thread i've seen you post in that involves me is usually a post ABOUT me. I haven'y actually seen u discuss anything in the topics that I'm involved in other than observations you have OF ME. Do you really not have anything better to do?

I think its you who is acting very naive and immature by following me around to make dull comments and if I like Paris Hilton, why exactly shouldn't I discuss her in a thread about her without having people making comments about my intelligence 24/7?

I've been having a really good time on this forum really and there is only you who remains to have a bad attitude and it stinks, so please will you open a window?

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All my lizards love paris hilton apart from our little Patsy Stone, she despises her.

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thanks for the bad karma about paris:rolleyes:
well i know who did it....its someone with no or little rep power, cuz it didnt do nothing.... at least leave your name....coward:D....LOL

but if i was to give it to you back it would take a lot off!!, but im not like that:Banane11:;).....am i?...

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....and one more thing...."IM I BOTHERED":D

sorry i had to say that..lol

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I make comments very seldom about other members personalities, as you say it would not do for us all to agree all of the time, so if I have offended your sensitivity I apologise.