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Eric 06-08-2007 23:52

Re: is this true...Britons embarrassed about condoms
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lindsay ormerod (Post 457081)
If you are of a " certain age " i.e. me , the chances of you shacking up with someone who hasn't been round the block a few times are non - existent ! You would be daft not to use protection; at least until you had sussed out where he had been before !:cool:

"Daft", a wonderful word; and acutely appropriate in this case.

Accy Red 06-08-2007 23:58

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I've never ever had a problem when it comes to buying sponkbags,I can't see what the big deal is myself,go to the counter, ask for a packet of 3,hand over your coin,deal done,walk out the shop knowing that you are gonna get laid and the spotty shop assistant that has probably just tried to embarrass you is gonna be a virgin forever

Eric 07-08-2007 00:07

Re: is this true...Britons embarrassed about condoms
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Accy Red (Post 457174)
I've never ever had a problem when it comes to buying sponkbags,I can't see what the big deal is myself,go to the counter, ask for a packet of 3,hand over your coin,deal done,walk out the shop knowing that you are gonna get laid and the spotty shop assistant that has probably just tried to embarrass you is gonna be a virgin forever

If you really want to screw up the shop assistant, buy some KY gell with your rubbers, and wink as you pay:D

Accy Red 07-08-2007 00:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 457180)
If you really want to screw up the shop assistant, buy some KY gell with your rubbers, and wink as you pay:D

Better still,blow him/her a kiss

KIPAX 07-08-2007 00:32

Re: is this true...Britons embarrassed about condoms
 
Man.. Packet of condoms please

Assistant.. That will be 5.99

Man.. Thats a bit much

Assistant.. Well that includes tax


Man.. Stuff the tacks...I'll tie em on.







.
BOOM BOOM :)

garinda 07-08-2007 17:44

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Condoms are being used in Africa to stimulate political opinion.

Condoms offering resistance to Mugabe - Times Online

I wonder if they'll print the lyrics of anymore singers on them, as they have for Bob Marley?

glasgow guy 08-08-2007 10:47

Re: is this true...Britons embarrassed about condoms
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KIPAX (Post 457188)
Man.. Packet of condoms please

Assistant.. That will be 5.99

Man.. Thats a bit much

Assistant.. Well that includes tax


Man.. Stuff the tacks...I'll tie em on.







.
BOOM BOOM :)


TAXI !!....for Kipax:o:D:D:D

expat 09-08-2007 12:40

Re: is this true...Britons embarrassed about condoms
 
I remember when I was growing up you would never buy them from a chemist. The barber would ask you if you wanted anything for the weekend I was to afraid to ask, the local pub had a machine, but I think he purposely left it empty I would never go to the bar and complain because he would shout out " Whats empty" eventually when I did manage to get one I was worried about to expiry date, and my wallet had a permanant ring embosed in it.How times have changed But I still would not buy them face to face.
I remember going on holiday with Len once and we where all to embarassed to buy bog roll.

Eric 09-08-2007 13:29

Re: is this true...Britons embarrassed about condoms
 
If my memory is still working after all these years (or beers) was there not a scene in a movie, maybe Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, where this guy goes into a drug store for condoms and comes out with everything but (even a bottle of Lucozade). That night the couple get horizontal and he knocks her up.

Accy Red 12-08-2007 23:22

Re: is this true...Britons embarrassed about condoms
 
I suppose its a bit like buying tampons for your Missus,same script again,I have absolutely NO problem buying them for her,I just don't get embarrased in situations like this,its a part of life,women bleed,they need tampons,whats the fuss,Men need to ejeculate,for health and safety and birth control reasons,WEAR A CONDOM,don't be affraid to ask for them


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