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Eric	01-09-2007 21:07

Re: Warning: Asteroid on the way!!!

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 466332)

Man will have completely destroyed it by then. So there is no worries there then.

This is a joke, eh. Two minutes before impact the UN will move it up on the agenda ahead of a discussion of the dangers of Dutch Elm Disease in the Gobi Desert, the US will blame the whole thing on Osama, and not interfere because it might hurt the economy, Canada will be debating whether the comet is a Federal or Provincial responsibility, Europe will be entagled in a debate on Farm Subsidies etc. etc. etc. I think Bruce Willis is a better bet.:eek:

Eric	01-09-2007 21:12

Re: Warning: Asteroid on the way!!!

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Originally Posted by lettie (Post 466245)

Asteroids? Can't you get cream for those from the doctors???? :D

It's a question of getting the cream into space .... maybe one could shoot a massive suppository on a matching trajectory, suppositories are even the right shape:D

SPUGGIE J

01-09-2007 21:20

Re: Warning: Asteroid on the way!!!

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 466380)

It's a question of getting the cream into space .... maybe one could shoot a massive suppository on a matching trajectory, suppositories are even the right shape:D

Is that before or after the debate on which which brand would do the best job. ;)

Eric	01-09-2007 21:24

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 466388)

Is that before or after the debate on which which brand would do the best job. ;)

Nah ... it will be an international effort ... but the bits built in China will fall off.

WillowTheWhisp

01-09-2007 21:41

Re: Warning: Asteroid on the way!!!

By 2880 if there are still any humans left they'll probably have colonised another planet and be sitting there watching the fireworks in the night sky!

Eric	01-09-2007 22:29

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 466412)

By 2880 if there are still any humans left they'll probably have colonised another planet and be sitting there watching the fireworks in the night sky!

Poor Planet:(

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