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Len 06-05-2004 17:29

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I didn't think you would mind. ;)

Mik Dickinson 06-05-2004 17:34

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Wow Lettie an Ad for homepride.


No lumps

Sparkologist 22-11-2004 18:43

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Originally Posted by lettie
Men are moaning that we spend too much of their money.... I beg to differ. I have always insisted on paying my share of a night out, and men can't handle that either..

I beg to differ too!!! http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...s/rolleyes.gif


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Is it any wonder I'm still single..

Past tense, Dear. I must be very tolerant. http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...es/biggrin.gif


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Originally Posted by lettie
My perfect man would be about 3ft 5ins, just the right size to balance my beer and pizza on his head while I watch the telly, and I may even be able to utter the immortal 'while you're down there' thingy. Which I've secretly always wanted to do..http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Well, I'm 6' 3'', will that do? Six foot tall, that is.
Yeah, that 'while you're down there' phrase does ring a bell. http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...ilies/wink.gif But what do I get in return? Nowt! http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...lies/frown.gif

staggeringman 22-11-2004 18:58

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:drink: where did this thread come from sparky!!!

10. good things about a woman
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10.breasts:rofl38:
should this not be on anything goes.

lettie 23-11-2004 08:37

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Originally Posted by Sparkologist
I beg to differ too!!! http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...s/rolleyes.gif

What is that supposed to mean?????:confused:


Past tense, Dear. I must be very tolerant. http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Don't bank on it...:D


Well, I'm 6' 3'', will that do? Six foot tall, that is.
Yeah, that 'while you're down there' phrase does ring a bell. http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...ilies/wink.gif But what do I get in return? Nowt! http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...lies/frown.gif

Glad to see you know your place..;) :D

Less 23-11-2004 09:13

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Originally Posted by lettie
Glad to see you know your place..;) :D

I now know a bloke that needs a decent mouth-wash for christmas!

:signbeer:

MUMMIBOO 23-11-2004 10:10

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i think you should stop looking into why woman are and start looking into why men arn't.
After all its down to the way men are that makes women behave the way they do.
Change the way men behave and hey presto the woman changes automatically and if she does'nt then thats the PMT.

My fella says i have PMT for 3 weeks of the month.

staggeringman 23-11-2004 13:16

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l:eek: sorry lads looks like we are history check this out!!baby born after 21 years!!!!!:signntme:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews...name_page.html

WillowTheWhisp 23-11-2004 13:48

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That's an email address.:confused:

Less 23-11-2004 13:51

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Originally Posted by MUMMIBOO
i think you should stop looking into why woman are and start looking into why men arn't.
After all its down to the way men are that makes women behave the way they do.


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It's woman that have an influence on all children at an early age, so it must be their fault that men grow up the way we do, some famous person once said give me the child until he is seven & I will give you the man! (apologies for not giving an exact quote).

Doug 23-11-2004 15:50

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:eek: [QUOTE=MUMMIBOO]i think you should stop looking into why woman are and start looking into why men arn't. After all its down to the way men are that makes women behave the way they do.QUOTE]

I know a word that describes this statement appropriately;:eek: unfortunately I’m not allowed to use it to its full potential.:o However, it’s got a B and two L’s in it……..;) :p May I state at this point to the fundamentalist feminists that I am not being insensitive chauvinist pig,:rolleyes: :) but something less offensive like “Truthful” :p

Mik Dickinson 23-11-2004 20:54

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Its true the females of this world are a big influence.Look at the Italians.All through their childhood the men are told ' when you grow up to be big and strong you will go to work'.What comes out of it = most Italian men grow to be about 5'3".
Sorry if anybody is insulted it is a ligthhearted comment

WillowTheWhisp 23-11-2004 21:05

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
4) You finally get out and get down the pub, there's one table left so you go to the bar and order your drink, turn to your table, and some floozy & her mate (above) have walked in behind you and pinched your table without getting a drink?

That's because they have another mate up at the bar putting the order in. It's always somebody's "job" to find a table.

Busman747 23-11-2004 21:53

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
That's because they have another mate up at the bar putting the order in. It's always somebody's "job" to find a table.

See, You DO have a role in life Willow.....:p

staggeringman 24-11-2004 15:49

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
That's an email address.:confused:

try this willow. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews...name_page.html


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