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polly

20-09-2008 16:27

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I would not ask him anything - I would find a good lawyer and sue him

Eric	20-09-2008 16:53

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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 633058)

Ah right, Got you Katex.

Blimey, that guy's even pickier than I am! :eek::D

We all have a purpose in life;):D

Eric	20-09-2008 16:55

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Originally Posted by Bonnyboy (Post 632962)

I would ask why some people have to endure a life of suffering, be it through illness, natural disaster, constant war etc.

Maybe the Book of Job covers this one.

West Ender

20-09-2008 16:55

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So your Holiness why, exactly, did you invent the daddy-long-legs?

Eric	20-09-2008 16:58

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Originally Posted by West Ender (Post 633091)

So your Holiness why, exactly, did you invent the daddy-long-legs?

And while we are at it, the duck billed platypus:confused:

emamum

20-09-2008 16:59

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is pregnancy a punishment for the whole apple thing?

AccyLass

20-09-2008 17:02

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Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 633094)

is pregnancy a punishment for the whole apple thing?

Nope... pregnancy is "punishment" for not using protection :D lol

Punishment for the whole apple thing.... is .... lust ;)

WillowTheWhisp

20-09-2008 19:13

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Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 633094)

is pregnancy a punishment for the whole apple thing?

Not pregnancy itself but definitely labour and giving birth!

emamum

20-09-2008 19:26

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labours not so bad...doesnt last as long :D *cough*45 mins *cough*

blazey

20-09-2008 20:15

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I'd ask if there really was an afterlife...

...but on second thoughts I'd be quite upset if he said no...

Do you think he'd answer your question honestly? Maybe we can make him swear on the bible ;)

Benipete

20-09-2008 20:43

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Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 633094)

is pregnancy a punishment for the whole apple thing?

No mention of an apple in the Bible:(and the animals didn't go in to the Ark two by two:tongueout

lancsdave

20-09-2008 20:45

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Sorry only just seen this thread, I will try and answer your questions soon :D

Neil	20-09-2008 21:33

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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 633032)

I heard someone ask a vicar this question once and the answer was that all these things are man made.

Good cop out that. I wonder where he got his proof, the Bible maybe.

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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 633032)

I understand that some illnesses are man made too but others are not.

Please explain which illnesses are man made? I thought the Bible say God made everything on earth. Does that not include bacteria and viruses? Come to think of it He made a pretty poor job when He made humans. Maybe we were a Monday morning race ;)

I will ask you a question then Lilly, are Vicars good people?

junetta

20-09-2008 21:40

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I would ask 'why do we have two sets of teeth before we are ten when our second set would be more useful at fifty?'.

I also want to know why hair runs out of colour so soon!

Royboy39

20-09-2008 21:45

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Originally Posted by West Ender (Post 633091)

So your Holiness why, exactly, did you invent the daddy-long-legs?

My take on this would be....Why to flying rats in the guise of Pidgeons and Seagulls......Mosqitoe's and Wasps? :confused:

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