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Royboy39 15-11-2008 21:31

Political Photo Shoots
 
Many of our political leaders both local and MP's spend a hell of a lot of time posing in front of the camera to make them feel good or look good.
If someone makes a speach that makes the headlines and sounds good he or she has won a do.
What about the one's who drop a right clanger?
Let us know of your experience that irk's you most?
The false smile on Hazel Blears gets right up my nose. :confused:

garinda 15-11-2008 21:56

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I'd love to contribute to the thread, but have no idea what it's about.

I feel as if I've entered a parallel universe.

One without the demon drink.

Royboy39 15-11-2008 22:12

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 651190)
I'd love to contribute to the thread, but have no idea what it's about.

I feel as if I've entered a parallel universe.

One without the demon drink.

If the thread goes over your head leave it to someone who does understand. We are not all as intellectual as you....god forbid.
If you want it spelt out word for word I will be happy to do so.
I am going to bed now...you can leave all the clap trap that you want.....I will either respond to it or ignore it, as I usually do.
Captain Morgan Rum is bloody good, gives you inspiration to defend yourself against a pain in the arse......Goodnight Noddy :)

garinda 15-11-2008 22:31

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Is it about how politics is all image based? There can never be a bald P.M. /Kennedy beat Nixon because he shaved moments before that crucial televised head to head, and therefore looked more trust worthy, and less like his shifty swarthy opponent, that sort of thing?

Is it about great orators?

Is it a slag off Hazel Blears thead?

Is it about the worst/funniest political speeches ever made?

'Posing to look good'? Is it all about ego...when you only have a small one?

Lilly 15-11-2008 22:35

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 651201)
Is it about how politics is all image based? There can never be a bald P.M. /Kennedy beat Nixon because he shaved moments before that crucial televised head to head, and therefore looked more trust worthy, and less like his shifty swarthy opponent, that sort of thing?

Is it about great orators?

Is it a slag off Hazel Blears thead?

Is it about the worst/funniest political speeches ever made?

'Posing to look good'? Is it all about ego...when you only have a small one?

I think it's a thread designed to have us slagging politicians in general. :rolleyes:

garinda 15-11-2008 22:36

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Franco.

He gave some rousing speeches.:D

garinda 15-11-2008 22:38

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651186)
The false smile on Hazel Blears gets right up my nose. :confused:

Jerermy Clarkson's hair gets right up my nose, which is a beggar to get out.

Lilly 15-11-2008 22:39

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 651204)
Franco.

He gave some rousing speeches.:D

He makes excellent pizzas too. :D

Bonnyboy 15-11-2008 22:44

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George Osborne and Peter Mandelson get on my boobs. Maybe it’s just their face but they both always seem to look so damned smug in any given photo :camera8:

garinda 15-11-2008 22:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651194)
We are not all as intellectual as you....god forbid.

There's a Ladybird book about military history, which mentions Garinda Tactics, which you may find enlightening.

There are pretty pictures in it too.;)

garinda 15-11-2008 22:45

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Originally Posted by Bonnyboy (Post 651208)
George Osborne and Peter Mandelson get on my boobs. Maybe it’s just their face but they both always seem to look so damned smug in any given photo :camera8:

Lloyd George gets me like that too.:D

jaysay 16-11-2008 09:45

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Since he dropped out of front line politics, I like listening to Tony Benn, I know we are totally opposites politically, but he does put his point over in a very forceful way without being over barring politically

Royboy39 16-11-2008 20:34

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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 651203)
I think it's a thread designed to have us slagging politicians in general. :rolleyes:

Where did you up with that little gem....If I want to 'slag off' a politician I would do it. As for Franco making pizzas? he was too busy trying to get into bed with Hitler. :)

Neil 16-11-2008 20:40

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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 651206)
He makes excellent pizzas too. :D

He also gave onions to my wife even after she said she was allergic to them and made her ill. There is a sad irony in that.

Less 16-11-2008 20:45

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 651511)
He also gave onions to my wife even after she said she was allergic to them and made her ill. There is a sad irony in that.

The pasta in it's fancy sauce was burnt and encrusted to the dish the last time he cooked for me.

But he was very pleasant as an employer according to my daughter while she worked for him.
:cook38:

Lilly 16-11-2008 21:22

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 651511)
He also gave onions to my wife even after she said she was allergic to them and made her ill. There is a sad irony in that.

:eek::eek:.....There certainly is! :(

Royboy39 16-11-2008 21:32

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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 651550)
:eek::eek:.....There certainly is! :(

OK...I accept that.
Let us all into you little joke....who the hell is the Ossy Franco?
Please provide a link?

garinda 16-11-2008 22:49

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651555)
OK...I accept that.
Let us all into you little joke....who the hell is the Ossy Franco?
Please provide a link?

Do you know what I, and probably everyone else, who doesn't understand something does?

A little research of our own.;)

Two minutes of your time will reveal all, and will stop the need for constant explanations of any mystifying facts, and bits of humour that...whoosh...seem to go right over the heads of some people.

Further information can be found on the link graciously given below.

www.lmustreallylearntodomyowndirtywork.com

:D

Benipete 16-11-2008 22:53

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651555)
OK...I accept that.
Let us all into you little joke....who the hell is the Ossy Franco?
Please provide a link?

It's an Italian restaurant (and I use the term loosely) in Oswaldtwistle.Called Franco's:bleedht::cook38:

Less 16-11-2008 22:55

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Whatever you do always make sure you give him a generous tip or else.....
http://bp3.blogger.com/_JTU-3MjE5Vo/...M/s400/hut.jpg

cashman 16-11-2008 22:56

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 651612)
It's an Italian restaurant (and I use the term loosely) in Oswaldtwistle.Called Franco's:bleedht::cook38:

it is, some swear by it, i swore at it many years ago.:eek: never been in since.

garinda 17-11-2008 00:07

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 651612)
It's an Italian restaurant (and I use the term loosely) in Oswaldtwistle.Called Franco's:bleedht::cook38:

...and the irony was that his daughter sadly died last year of an allergic reaction.

Happy?

Any other information Royboy39, that can satisfy your demands?

Royboy39 17-11-2008 07:20

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 651612)
It's an Italian restaurant (and I use the term loosely) in Oswaldtwistle.Called Franco's:bleedht::cook38:

Thanks...........That's all I wanted to know.
At least you are not in the race to have the most postings. :(

garinda 17-11-2008 09:16

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651639)
Thanks...........That's all I wanted to know.
At least you are not in the race to have the most postings. :(

You can add to your own post count, and tell us what the hell this thread is about, now that you're not drunk, presumably.:confused:

Royboy39 17-11-2008 16:20

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 651664)
You can add to your own post count, and tell us what the hell this thread is about, now that you're not drunk, presumably.:confused:

Oh the wicked demon wit............Sod Off. :)

Less 17-11-2008 16:49

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651802)
Oh the wicked demon wit............Sod Off. :)

You go out of your way to be popular don't you?

You go on about others but here is another example of how you can't behave in public!


http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5115.gif

Pleeeese don't hit me I'm only likkle!

garinda 17-11-2008 17:53

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 651823)
You go out of your way to be popular don't you?

You go on about others but here is another example of how you can't behave in public!


http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5115.gif

Pleeeese don't hit me I'm only likkle!


Bless, leave him alone.

He's only answered to get his post count up, as it seems it's very important to him. Though personally I feel quality is always preferable to quantity, but I suppose that's his prerogative.

Perhaps he might post yet again, and decipher for the rest of the forum what the original drunken ramblings mean, and explain what this thread is about.

:confused:

Less 17-11-2008 17:59

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 651842)
Bless, leave him alone.

He's only answered to get his post count up, as it seems it's very important to him. Though personally I feel quality is always preferable to quantity, but I suppose that's his prerogative.

Perhaps he might post yet again, and decipher for the rest of the forum what the original drunken ramblings mean, and explain what this thread is about.

:confused:

Don't go all limp on me now, I for one have had more than enough of his fun thrown my way, I think it's time he behaved.
http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif

garinda 17-11-2008 18:07

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 651844)
Don't go all limp on me now, I for one have had more than enough of his fun thrown my way, I think it's time he behaved.
http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif


A friend of a late friend, who knew him, told me last week that he was a prat.

Art imitates life...and Accy Web obviously mirrors the 'real' world.

As for going limp, that'll never happen, though I am still intrigued as to the subject of this thread, and would love to be informed by said prat.

Otherwise I think it should be moved to Anything Goes...and therefore none of the posts in this thread will count towards member's post counts.:D

garinda 17-11-2008 18:16

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If I understood what is meant by 'political photo shoots', I could say Margaret Thatcher shot herself in the foot, when she used the royal 'we', when she informed the press 'We have become a grandmother'.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/..._300x400,0.jpg

We only need clarification, and I'll post it.:D

Less 17-11-2008 18:20

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 651845)
A friend of a late friend, who knew him, told me last week that he was a prat.

Life imitates art...and Accy Web obviously mirrors the 'real' world.

As for going limp, that'll never happen, though I am still intrigued as to the subject of this thread, and would love to be informed by said prat.

Otherwise I think it should be moved to Anything Goes...and therefore none of the posts in this thread will count towards member's post counts.:D

Well funny you should say that, though I refrain from using the p word (just stick rat to it), I have heard such similar nonsense from a friend of a friend as well.

Perhaps we have mutual acquaintances?

Though I must admit I put it down as the rantings of the insane, nobody, could possibly be that bad?

Meanwhile, did you 'sod off' as instructed by this charming fellow?


garinda 17-11-2008 18:27

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 651850)

Meanwhile, did you 'sod off' as instructed by this charming fellow?

No.

Fungus thrives on damp.

My ignorance of almost anything that is said, attempts to alleviate those damp conditions.

Royboy39 17-11-2008 18:30

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 651845)
A friend of a late friend, who knew him, told me last week that he was a prat.

Art imitates life...and Accy Web obviously mirrors the 'real' world.

As for going limp, that'll never happen, though I am still intrigued as to the subject of this thread, and would love to be informed by said prat.:D

Do you see how these two morons team up to try and ridicule?
Prat indeed, It would be interesting to know who called me a prat or is this another way to demonstrate you intelectual prowess?
I think you have been limp from day one, the other fellow is not far behind you. ;)

garinda 17-11-2008 18:42

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651855)
Do you see how these two morons team up to try and ridicule?
Prat indeed, It would be interesting to know who called me a prat or is this another way to demonstrate you intelectual prowess?
I think you have been limp from day one, the other fellow is not far behind you. ;)

I certainly make no claim to be any sort of intellectual, my mind is much too creative for that.

Though I do sometimes feel I'm in a Kingdom where I'm lucky enough to have one diseased, puss filled eye, when those poor souls around me are totally blind.;)

Back to more pressing matters. Are you going to share with the rest of the forum what on earth this thread is about?

garinda 17-11-2008 18:45

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651855)
intelectual

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Less 17-11-2008 18:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651855)
Do you see how these two morons team up to try and ridicule?
Prat indeed, It would be interesting to know who called me a prat or is this another way to demonstrate you intelectual prowess?
I think you have been limp from day one, the other fellow is not far behind you. ;)


It is a term you have used yourself against many.

Do you see how many team up to protect you from our combined intellectual might? So far NIL! Why? Because just about everyone is fed up with you, it's not just rindy and myself, you have an absolute go at everyone.

Accyweb doesn't need you to leave, it just needs you to stop being nasty, nasty is my job then I take it on the knuckles from everyone else.

Be a member, consider others and they may consider you, act the way you are and no-one will miss you they won't even say goodbye.

Behave yourself share your lifetimes experiences don't force them down everyone's throat.

You're over in Spain missing folk or else you'd be out with your mates instead of on here all day howling at the moon.

Everything anyone else does is an insult to you, stop it, become part of the community you seem determined and will inevitably fail to tear down.

Royboy39 17-11-2008 19:02

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 651869)
It is a term you have used yourself against many.

Do you see how many team up to protect you from our combined intellectual might? So far NIL! Why? Because just about everyone is fed up with you, it's not just rindy and myself, you have an absolute go at everyone.

Accyweb doesn't need you to leave, it just needs you to stop being nasty, nasty is my job then I take it on the knuckles from everyone else.

Be a member, consider others and they may consider you, act the way you are and no-one will miss you they won't even say goodbye.

Behave yourself share your lifetimes experiences don't force them down everyone's throat.

You're over in Spain missing folk or else you'd be out with your mates instead of on here all day howling at the moon.

Everything anyone else does is an insult to you, stop it, become part of the community you seem determined and will inevitably fail to tear down.

I think it is time to reflect how many people on this website have I attacked or taken umbridge at comments that are supposed to be funny and don't came across that way at all....You are one Garinda is the other and perhaps the odd dig at Dingles.
I don't have a go at Cashy or Jaysay, Harwood Red or Katex. :rolleyes:

Less 17-11-2008 19:14

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651876)
I think it is time to reflect how many people on this website have I attacked or taken umbridge at comments that are supposed to be funny and don't came across that way at all....You are one Garinda is the other and perhaps the odd dig at Dingles.
I don't have a go at Cashy or Jaysay, Harwood Red or Katex. :rolleyes:


Yeah right it's us it's always been us, we've always had it in for you.
:p

Royboy39 17-11-2008 19:23

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 651879)
Yeah right it's us it's always been us, we've always had it in for you.
:p

How many times have you asked me to leave the forum?
How many times have you reminded me that you run the forum?
Why should you be in a position to call me a prat on a public forum?
If I was to put on my website, with a link to Accyweb.
Dont take any notice of Less, he is a prat.
I don't think that would go down very well....do you?

garinda 17-11-2008 19:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651876)
I think it is time to reflect how many people on this website have I attacked or taken umbridge at comments that are supposed to be funny and don't came across that way at all....You are one Garinda is the other and perhaps the odd dig at Dingles.
I don't have a go at Cashy or Jaysay, Harwood Red or Katex. :rolleyes:

Er...I seem to remember you were rude and offensive to quite a few members of this forum, in this, one of your very first threads.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ges-31627.html

Even after all this pleading I guess I'll never now know what this thread is supposed to be about.

I can't make any sense of the inebriated ramblings, and even after asking repeatedly asking for an answer, none has been forthcoming.

For the sake of what little sanity I have left, I feel the need for a little holiday in Ignoresville.

Goodbye Royboy39, I wish I could say it's been a pleasure, but I can't.:(

Royboy39 17-11-2008 19:38

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 651882)
Er...I seem to remember you were rude and offensive to quite a few members of this forum, in this, one of your very first threads.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ges-31627.html

Even after all this pleading I guess I'll never now know what this thread is supposed to be about.

I can't make any sense of the inebriated ramblings, and even after asking repeatedly asking for an answer, none has been forthcoming.

For the sake of what little sanity I have left, I feel the need for a little holiday in Ignoresville.

Goodbye Royboy39, I wish I could say it's been a pleasure, but I can't.:(

I dont think you will be missed....what a plonker. :eek:

Less 17-11-2008 19:41

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651881)
How many times have you asked me to leave the forum?
How many times have you reminded me that you run the forum?
Why should you be in a position to call me a prat on a public forum?
If I was to put on my website, with a link to Accyweb.
Dont take any notice of Less, he is a prat.
I don't think that would go down very well....do you?

Well such ramblings just about sum you up don't they?

:p

Less 17-11-2008 19:43

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651883)
I dont think you will be missed....what a plonker. :eek:

Ooooh look is a plonker the same better or or just as offensive as prat?

Royboy39 17-11-2008 19:43

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 651884)
Well such ramblings just about sum you up don't they?

:p

If you say so.....Go for it ;)

lancsdave 17-11-2008 19:50

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 651876)
and perhaps the odd dig at Dingles.

I've yet to figure out the problem there. I've asked on my normal football forum and nobody has yet come up with a reason why Barcelona fans have an issue with Burnley fans, even some of the Burnley fans living in Barcelona don't know of a problem :)

Eric 18-11-2008 07:00

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Ok guys ... what the hell is a dingle?

cashman 18-11-2008 07:48

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 651956)
Ok guys ... what the hell is a dingle?

ok mate,ya been away too long.;) a dingle is the name of a family of serious "Thickos" on a british soap, this name was adopted many years ago as a descripton fer "Burnley" fans, n true to the meaning, most of em are happy with it.:D:D:D:D hope that helps.;)

Eric 18-11-2008 08:09

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 651963)
ok mate,ya been away too long.;) a dingle is the name of a family of serious "Thickos" on a british soap, this name was adopted many years ago as a descripton fer "Burnley" fans, n true to the meaning, most of em are happy with it.:D:D:D:D hope that helps.;)

Sort of. But it's four in the morning; and I've been into the wacky and the rum :dancedog: So I think I'll sleep on it;)

lancsdave 18-11-2008 08:12

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 651963)
ok mate,ya been away too long.;) a dingle is the name of a family of serious "Thickos" on a british soap, this name was adopted many years ago as a descripton fer "Burnley" fans, n true to the meaning, most of em are happy with it.:D:D:D:D hope that helps.;)


Not exclusive though Mr C. West Brom call Wolves fans Dingles, and my daughter mentioned another team the other day who also call their rivals Dingles, I'll have to ask her when she gets home from school. Of course we know the term is an affectionate one given to us by a club whose fans are also affectionately known by us as all being fatherless :D

Just for you Eric here you go :D
Dingle family - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

cashman 18-11-2008 08:37

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 651969)
Not exclusive though Mr C. West Brom call Wolves fans Dingles, and my daughter mentioned another team the other day who also call their rivals Dingles, I'll have to ask her when she gets home from school. Of course we know the term is an affectionate one given to us by a club whose fans are also affectionately known by us as all being fatherless :D

Just for you Eric here you go :D
Dingle family - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

theres only more, cos the sensible dingles (there are a couple) have passed the knowledge on, hence attempting to give the impression it aint just burnley, but we know the truth.:D;):hidewall:

jaysay 18-11-2008 09:29

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 651972)
theres only more, cos the sensible dingles (there are a couple) have passed the knowledge on, hence attempting to give the impression it aint just burnley, but we know the truth.:D;):hidewall:

I think the real give away is that good old Zac is a native (native being the operative word) of Burnley, and Dingles can regularly be heard singing No Nay Never,whilst waving six fingers at the ladies and gentlemen down at Ewood. The latest Dingle trend is the dropping of trousers in Burnley Town Centre and displaying a new rang of red underwear, in homage of one of their elderly statesmen, who has not changed his undies since the start of the season, an example of which can be seen on Lancsdaves avatar:D:hehetable


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