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accyman 08-12-2008 10:49
OMG im getting old
 
for a few years now i have been getting a few grey hairs which so far have been kept at bay by using wet look gel and keeping my hair short,i have also started picking up various new aches and pains but pass these off as been due to my drunken antics and not old age but now it seems mother nature has preloaded the human being with thoughts that activate around a certain age

for the very first time ever while walking accross the landing it suddenly came to me that buying a pair of slippers would be a good idea for lounging around the house in and looking back a few weeks it has occured to me that i have started wearing a coat when going out on the town where as usually i would wear just a T-shirt or light fabric top no matter what the weather

if my kids by me slippers and a vest for xmas i know its game over for sure lol

anyone else showing signs that they arnt as young as they like to think they are lol

cherokee 08-12-2008 11:00
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Hehehehehe ... Finally, Im not the only one lol.
Ok aches and pains, grey hairs, coats, Yep all a sign of aging. bet if you look in the mirror you,ll see a few more laugh lines than normal, and wait till you start wearing bed socks and thermals. (your laughing but we,ll see)
another sign is when you DONT want to go to the pub cus its too cold outside.. arggghhhh whats happening? lmao!!!!!
Cheer up hun your not alone lol

jaysay 08-12-2008 11:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by accyman (Post 658277)
for a few years now i have been getting a few grey hairs which so far have been kept at bay by using wet look gel and keeping my hair short,i have also started picking up various new aches and pains but pass these off as been due to my drunken antics and not old age but now it seems mother nature has preloaded the human being with thoughts that activate around a certain age

for the very first time ever while walking accross the landing it suddenly came to me that buying a pair of slippers would be a good idea for lounging around the house in and looking back a few weeks it has occured to me that i have started wearing a coat when going out on the town where as usually i would wear just a T-shirt or light fabric top no matter what the weather

if my kids by me slippers and a vest for xmas i know its game over for sure lol

anyone else showing signs that they arnt as young as they like to think they are lol
Earlier this summer I saw this young lad sat on the kerb cying his eyes out, so I asked him what was wrong, he just said "I can't do what the big boys do" so I sat down and cried with him:D

cashman 08-12-2008 11:07
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tough accyman, i get away wi it being "Peter Pan":D

accyman 08-12-2008 11:09
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 658284)
tough accyman, i get away wi it being "Peter Pan":D
i was hoping for a more truthfull account especialy from accywebs expert on old age lol:D

jaysay 08-12-2008 11:21
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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 658286)
i was hoping for a more truthfull account especialy from accywebs expert on old age lol:D
Actually cashy don't look that bad when he's out, think Paris mst give him a quick iron before he leaves home:D

Caz 08-12-2008 11:36
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think Paris mst give him a quick iron before he leaves home:D
Lol, that made me giggle! :D

emzy 08-12-2008 11:39
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Well, I wear slippers, and pj's and also own and wear thermals!! I wont go out if the weathers a bit dodgy without a coat and yes too have not wanted to go to the pub etc because its cold or raining lol

I knew I was getting old when I started sounding like my mum and gran wih what I was saying, but saying that have been doing that for years so says a lot about me lol

Dont worry, it comes to us all lol

emamum 08-12-2008 11:49
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Originally Posted by emzy (Post 658292)
Well, I wear slippers, and pj's and also own and wear thermals!! I wont go out if the weathers a bit dodgy without a coat and yes too have not wanted to go to the pub etc because its cold or raining lol

I knew I was getting old when I started sounding like my mum and gran wih what I was saying, but saying that have been doing that for years so says a lot about me lol

Dont worry, it comes to us all lol
i spend most of my time in my pj's and slippers and my big fuzzy dressing gown lol

lol does your mum and gran say 'yeah! i'm full of tricks like that' lol cos that always makes me think of you

flashy 08-12-2008 11:50
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Accyman, you are still gorgeous even with the odd grey hair babe ;);)

jambutty 08-12-2008 11:50
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At just turned 17 (turn 17 round and you get 71) I reckon I can speak with some authority on getting old.

I’ve worn slippers in the house for as long as I can remember right from childhood. So wearing slippers is not a sign of growing old. Just common sense and comfort.

Galloping through the years does have advantages not least of which is gaining experience.

But the main advantage of growing old is that you haven’t died young.

Royboy39 08-12-2008 11:57
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I'm 69 but positions from the Karma Sutra went out the window long ago.

emzy 08-12-2008 11:58
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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 658293)
i spend most of my time in my pj's and slippers and my big fuzzy dressing gown lol

lol does your mum and gran say 'yeah! i'm full of tricks like that' lol cos that always makes me think of you
No, thats just me lol

flashy 08-12-2008 11:58
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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 658300)
I'm 69 but positions from the Karma Sutra went out the window long ago.

ah bless ya Roy, by the sounds of it, you might have had a good time when you where younger though ;)

Royboy39 08-12-2008 12:00
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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 658302)
ah bless ya Roy, by the sounds of it, you might have had a good time when you where younger though ;)
Pass..................................:D

flashy 08-12-2008 12:02
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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 658303)
Pass..................................:D

ok, so you can't remember then? :rolleyes: lol

Neil 08-12-2008 12:03
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Originally Posted by emzy (Post 658292)
Well, I wear slippers, and pj's and also own and wear thermals!! I wont go out if the weathers a bit dodgy without a coat and yes too have not wanted to go to the pub etc because its cold or raining lol
Thats because your a woman so soft about the cold anyway.

flashy 08-12-2008 12:08
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 658306)
Thats because your a woman so soft about the cold anyway.

and men dont go soft when its cold?

mrskitty 08-12-2008 12:09
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I have felt old since Jack came along.
I no longer have the energy to run around like i did with my little brothers and when he jumps on me to play (Jack that is) i find myself telling him to get off, rather than joining in.
At the park i used to love competing with my brothers on the swings(up to being 20), now i push jack and stand there thinking 'im dying for a cuppa'.
The only time i revert back to boundless energy and feeling entirely youthful is CHRISTMAS :D :D :D

Royboy39 08-12-2008 12:11
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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 658304)
ok, so you can't remember then? :rolleyes: lol
Oh yes I can........I have not lost all my faculties..................yet. :)

emzy 08-12-2008 12:13
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I used to go out without a coat and in the cold etc but think as I got older I got more sense

flashy 08-12-2008 12:13
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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 658310)
Oh yes I can........I have not lost all my faculties..................yet. :)

lol, thats what mi dad says when i take the mick outta him for it too ;)

magpie 08-12-2008 12:45
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yep its all down hill now: I know I am getting older... don't like most of today's music, have not got a clue what is number one in the charts... I no longer dive out of bed or into it: and my face takes longer to get into one fit to be seen in public: too old for an 18/30 holiday ( that is my bed time )
but on the bright side... I am not old enough for a SAGA one ..... so I guess there is still a bit of life in me:

AccyLass 08-12-2008 12:50
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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 658294)
Accyman, you are still gorgeous even with the odd grey hair babe ;);)

Did he tell ya where they are??:D lol

flashy 08-12-2008 12:56
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Originally Posted by AccyLass28 (Post 658322)
Did he tell ya where they are??:D lol
who says i havent already seen them?? ;)

AccyLass 08-12-2008 13:04
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Pictures, pictures!! :D

On 2nd thoughts....... lol

flashy 08-12-2008 13:06
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Originally Posted by AccyLass28 (Post 658333)
Pictures, pictures!! :D

On 2nd thoughts....... lol

*snigger*

accyman 08-12-2008 13:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 658310)
Oh yes I can........I have not lost all my faculties..................yet. :)
lol you know your old when your doctor offers you viagra but you cant remember what to do with the effects of it :p

accyman 08-12-2008 13:29
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Originally Posted by AccyLass28 (Post 658322)
Did he tell ya where they are??:D lol
oddly enough my pubes are grey free but then again they are 13 years younger than my head hair so they are in essence playing catch up :p

HEY YOU ASKED :D

shillelagh 08-12-2008 13:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by accyman (Post 658277)
for a few years now i have been getting a few grey hairs which so far have been kept at bay by using wet look gel and keeping my hair short,i have also started picking up various new aches and pains but pass these off as been due to my drunken antics and not old age but now it seems mother nature has preloaded the human being with thoughts that activate around a certain age

for the very first time ever while walking accross the landing it suddenly came to me that buying a pair of slippers would be a good idea for lounging around the house in and looking back a few weeks it has occured to me that i have started wearing a coat when going out on the town where as usually i would wear just a T-shirt or light fabric top no matter what the weather

if my kids by me slippers and a vest for xmas i know its game over for sure lol

anyone else showing signs that they arnt as young as they like to think they are lol

And you were calling spuggie !!!:eek::p

Neil 08-12-2008 14:04
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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 658368)
And you were calling spuggie !!!:eek::p
I wondered when you would turn up - this is the perfect thread for you :p

Lilly 08-12-2008 15:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by accyman (Post 658277)
i have started wearing a coat when going out on the town where as usually i would wear just a T-shirt or light fabric top no matter what the weather
You've reached rock bottom if you've done that, I'm afraid. ;)

All the other things you mentioned can be forgiven............but not that one. If you've done that then you qualify for old man status. :D

I do plenty of things that would qualify me for old biddy status.........leccy blanket in bed, slippers in the house, a liking for Rich Tea biccies, but never have I gone on a night out wearing a coat. That's the ultimate one!

MargaretR 08-12-2008 15:34
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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 658403)
but never have I gone on a night out wearing a coat. That's the ultimate one!
That's one way of ensuring you never reach old age

emamum 08-12-2008 15:36
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i fell really old atm... i put my coat on to put stuff in the wheelie bin lol and its next to the front door

Lilly 08-12-2008 15:38
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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 658407)
That's one way of ensuring you never reach old age
Will not wearing a coat kill me? :eek:

When you add up the amount of time actually spent outside on a night out it doesn't amount to much, does it?

A few seconds as you hop out of the taxi, a couple of minutes here and there in between pubs and then another few seconds back to the taxi at the end of the night.

If you take a coat you're stuck with it all night, along with your bag and bevvy etc.

accyman 08-12-2008 15:55
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lol not entirely true

i once had a senior moment and went out down accy wearing a cardigan and ended up disposing of it in a very efficient manner

only problem was that when i sobered up and reflected on how much the beer goggles had effected my judgment i decided not to turn up for the date the next day to collect my cardigan and found it to be a lot less hassle to by another one instead lol

garinda may recall this as the great cardigan caper lol

he wouldnt look after it so i dumped it on some chick rather than lump it around all night lol

in my defence i was very drunk and younger lol

jaysay 08-12-2008 16:04
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Remember many years ago when my local was the Hargreaves Arms, in Accy there was an old chap used to come in called Bert. This day he came in a said to the Landlord, give us a double whisky its mi birthday today, a young lad stood next to him asked how old he was, 80 was the reply, I don't want to live till I'm 80 says the lad, but oud Bert turned round and said tha would if tha were 79:D

accyman 08-12-2008 16:07
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as you get older remember to be nicer to your children

after all its them who choose your nursing home;)

MargaretR 08-12-2008 16:08
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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 658410)
Will not wearing a coat kill me? :eek:

When you add up the amount of time actually spent outside on a night out it doesn't amount to much, does it?

A few seconds as you hop out of the taxi, a couple of minutes here and there in between pubs and then another few seconds back to the taxi at the end of the night.

If you take a coat you're stuck with it all night, along with your bag and bevvy etc.
When you expose your body to cold, your blood retreats from your skin to concentrate on keeping your body core temperature at safe levels.
Your blood thickens and your blood pressure increases which increases risk of thrombosis -if you don't believe me read this
Acute effects of exposure to cold on blood pressur...[Am J Hypertens. 1989] - PubMed Result

AccyLass 08-12-2008 16:54
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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 658353)
oddly enough my pubes are grey free but then again they are 13 years younger than my head hair so they are in essence playing catch up :p

HEY YOU ASKED :D

They aint gonna play catch up..... they saw what the rest have to put up with

They are now gonna retract!:D :p

accyman 08-12-2008 17:07
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Originally Posted by AccyLass28 (Post 658438)
They aint gonna play catch up..... they saw what the rest have to put up with

They are now gonna retract!:D :p
ouch lol

pipinfort 08-12-2008 18:01
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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 658409)
i fell really old atm... i put my coat on to put stuff in the wheelie bin lol and its next to the front door

Funny that.....i`m always the last person to feel cold but i`ve started wearing my coat and hat to go to the shed/wheelie and recycle bins........:rolleyes:

flashy 08-12-2008 18:44
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Originally Posted by pipinfort (Post 658452)
Funny that.....i`m always the last person to feel cold but i`ve started wearing my coat and hat to go to the shed/wheelie and recycle bins........:rolleyes:

thats cos you ARE old matey ;) :p ;)

Eric 08-12-2008 18:57
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Other than the addition of a few years, I don't think I've changed all that much fundamentally ... It used to be sex,:alright: drugs,:D and rock and roll:theband: ... now the sex is a little less athletic, the drugs are kinder and gentler, and the rock and roll is now called "classic rock" ... but it's all still there.;)

steeljack 08-12-2008 20:21
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 658471)
Other than the addition of a few years, I don't think I've changed all that much fundamentally ... It used to be sex,:alright: drugs,:D and rock and roll:theband: ... now the sex is a little less athletic, the drugs are kinder and gentler, and the rock and roll is now called "classic rock" ... but it's all still there.;)

Eric , Not sure you should be mentioning Rock and Roll and Classic Rock in the same sentance on Accy web , bit of a kerfuffle over the past weekend in another thread on the subject

:hidewall: :rofl38::rofl38:

Wynonie Harris 08-12-2008 20:36
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Don't start! ;)

West Ender 08-12-2008 21:46
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You go on about a few grey hairs like it was a disaster. :eek:

My hair went completely grey when I was 30 and so did one of my brothers'. OK, so I dyed it until I was 60 but then I decided to leave it to Nature and - it looks great.

I may be heading towards my 3 score years and ten but I'm always dressed by, at least, 9.30 and I always "put my face on" - even if no one sees it but my daughter and granddaughter. Slippers - I have some, I think they're in the wardrobe - and my dressing gown is a chocolate brown velour caftan.

Getting old is a state of mind. My body's cracking up but I'm damned if my mind's going to go into "little old lady" mode without a fight. :D

Royboy39 08-12-2008 21:50
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Originally Posted by West Ender (Post 658534)
You go on about a few grey hairs like it was a disaster. :eek:

My hair went completely grey when I was 30 and so did one of my brothers'. OK, so I dyed it until I was 60 but then I decided to leave it to Nature and - it looks great.

I may be heading towards my 3 score years and ten but I'm always dressed by, at least, 9.30 and I always "put my face on" - even if no one sees it but my daughter and granddaughter. Slippers - I have some, I think they're in the wardrobe - and my dressing gown is a chocolate brown velour curtain.

Getting old is a state of mind. My body's cracking up but I'm damned if my mind's going to go into "little old lady" mode without a fight. :D
Good for you west ender....keep up the good fight :)

Benipete 08-12-2008 21:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by West Ender (Post 658534)
You go on about a few grey hairs like it was a disaster. :eek:

My hair went completely grey when I was 30 and so did one of my brothers'. OK, so I dyed it until I was 60 but then I decided to leave it to Nature and - it looks great.

I may be heading towards my 3 score years and ten but I'm always dressed by, at least, 9.30 and I always "put my face on" - even if no one sees it but my daughter and granddaughter. Slippers - I have some, I think they're in the wardrobe - and my dressing gown is a chocolate brown velour caftan.

Getting old is a state of mind. My body's cracking up but I'm damned if my mind's going to go into "little old lady" mode without a fight. :D
So one hair on a brother went grey and you can get up by 9-30.
AM or PM?:hidewall::hidewall:

cashman 08-12-2008 21:56
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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 658286)
i was hoping for a more truthfull account especialy from accywebs expert on old age lol:D
not being funny mate, but thought we were roughly the same age.:D

Royboy39 08-12-2008 22:03
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 658539)
not being funny mate, but thought we were roughly the same age.:D
Don't be apologetic Cashy.....go for the goolies.:p

Lilly 08-12-2008 22:04
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I like this Jenny Joseph poem about getting old.

I shall wear purple.

When I am Old I Will Wear Purple

shillelagh 08-12-2008 22:04
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 658370)
I wondered when you would turn up - this is the perfect thread for you :p

Why? :confused: I got my toyboy im not bothered ..... she says when shes going and having her hair coloured tomorrow to hide the grey thats there!!!! :D:D:D

I look younger than you anyway neil .....:D

Lilly 08-12-2008 22:07
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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 658544)

I look younger than you anyway neil .....:D
That's not difficult.

Neil's 137 years old. :p:D

cashman 08-12-2008 22:12
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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 658544)

I look younger than you anyway neil .....:D
hey be careful,i know ya both.:D

West Ender 08-12-2008 22:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 658538)
So one hair on a brother went grey and you can get up by 9-30.
AM or PM?:hidewall::hidewall:

What ever. :rolleyes:

shillelagh 08-12-2008 22:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 658546)
hey be careful,i know ya both.:D
Cashy be careful ....... im the one who makes you a brew!!!! You might not get another one!!!!!!:D:D:D

cashman 08-12-2008 22:42
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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 658558)
Cashy be careful ....... im the one who makes you a brew!!!! You might not get another one!!!!!!:D:D:D
sorry young jen, sod the owd git neil.:D

shillelagh 08-12-2008 22:43
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 658559)
sorry young jen, sod the owd git neil.:D

Thats better cashy!!!!:D:D:D

lancsdave 08-12-2008 22:49
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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 658544)
she says when shes going and having her hair coloured tomorrow to hide the grey thats there!!!! :D:D:D

Blue rinse ? :p

shillelagh 08-12-2008 23:01
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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 658564)
Blue rinse ? :p

Would i ever have a blue rinse!!! Tis a red rinse dave ...:D:D:D

ossykid 09-12-2008 04:54
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There,s no escape, you are going to get old! The alternative stinks. You can either do it gracefully or do it screaming and fighting, your choice. I,m middle aged, cough, I still do everything I did in years past, sometimes a little slower and sometimes it takes a little longer to recover but what the heck, now, I have all the time in the world.

jaysay 09-12-2008 08:59
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Originally Posted by ossykid (Post 658598)
There,s no escape, you are going to get old! The alternative stinks. You can either do it gracefully or do it screaming and fighting, your choice. I,m middle aged, cough, I still do everything I did in years past, sometimes a little slower and sometimes it takes a little longer to recover but what the heck, now, I have all the time in the world.
Is life so laid back in British Columbia ossykid:rolleyes:

Eric 09-12-2008 19:26
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 658612)
Is life so laid back in British Columbia ossykid:rolleyes:
Yes it is ... that's why the rest of us call it British California:mosher:

ossykid 09-12-2008 22:18
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It,s as laid back as you make it Jaysay. Where the heck have you been Eric? It,s been pickleing down for days here and looks like we may get a flake or two this weekend, not quite California.

Eric 09-12-2008 23:07
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Originally Posted by ossykid (Post 658786)
It,s as laid back as you make it Jaysay. Where the heck have you been Eric? It,s been pickleing down for days here and looks like we may get a flake or two this weekend, not quite California.
Oh my god! A flake or two, that will make folks in Vancouver drop their cell phones and spill their Latte:p And in answer to your question, "where the heck have I been"? I've been outside shovelling a "flake or two" out of my driveway ... :mad:

steeljack 09-12-2008 23:30
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Why is it whenever I head up North , Oregon, Washington or B.C. all these folks have "Don't Californicate Us " bumper stickers ? anyone would think us bararians :eek: :confused: :rolleyes:

Eric 10-12-2008 16:26
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Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 658799)
Why is it whenever I head up North , Oregon, Washington or B.C. all these folks have "Don't Californicate Us " bumper stickers ? anyone would think us bararians :eek: :confused: :rolleyes:
Really! Barbarians! Wierdos maybe, flakes definitely, with a lot of nutbars and kooks, but never Barbarians:eek:;)


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