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garinda 01-09-2009 17:38

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 740681)
I will add.... "once more up t'uh breech you slags..once more.. or weel fill t'wall with ow'er English dead.

'I'm afraid you haven't quite got what we're looking for.'

'Though they are auditioning for Bottoms next-door, if you want to give them a try.'

'Next!'

Mancie 01-09-2009 18:28

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 740702)
'I'm afraid you haven't quite got what we're looking for.'

'Though they are auditioning for Bottoms next-door, if you want to give them a try.'

'Next!'

History says that Henry V was a Lancastrian..and I reckon that would be how he talked.

MargaretR 01-09-2009 18:37

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 740738)
History says that Henry V was a Lancastrian..and I reckon that would be how he talked.

That explains why Lizzy Battenburg (as Duke of Lancaster) talks with a mouth full of (mushy) peas.

jaysay 02-09-2009 09:00

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
Do Ena and Miny still drink their milk stout in the Rovers;)

katex 02-09-2009 09:24

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 741004)
Do Ena and Miny still drink their milk stout in the Rovers;)

Of course Jaysay, did you not see the episode where they were celebrating their 110th birthday in the snug ? .... :rolleyes::D

garinda 02-09-2009 10:15

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 741004)
Do Ena and Miny still drink their milk stout in the Rovers;)

...although Martha Longhurst has left the fold.

She no longer drinks in the Snug with Ena and Minnie.

She drinks her stout in the Flying Horse, which also employs her as a pole dancer at weekends.

:D

jaysay 02-09-2009 10:34

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 741008)
Of course Jaysay, did you not see the episode where they were celebrating their 110th birthday in the snug ? .... :rolleyes::D

Hell I missed it kate:D

jaysay 02-09-2009 10:36

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 741033)
...although Martha Longhurst has left the fold.

She no longer drinks in the Snug with Ena and Minnie.

She drinks her stout in the Flying Horse, which also employs her as a pole dancer at weekends.

:D

I've just Googled the Flying Horse, but ain't come up with anything about Martha pole dancing:D:p

garinda 02-09-2009 10:56

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 741045)
I've just Googled the Flying Horse, but ain't come up with anything about Martha pole dancing:D:p

It doesn't advertise the pole dancing. It still has a reputation to uphold.

A reputation as a better class of public house gained when it traded under it's old name of The Flying Donkey, when it's mine host was Annie Walker's arch nemesis, Nellie Harvey (Mollie Sugden.)

Who was really no better than she ought to be, and certainly no better than Mrs Walker, who claimed to be descended from 'the Beaumonts of Clitheroe'.

:D

jaysay 02-09-2009 15:54

Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 741054)
It doesn't advertise the pole dancing. It still has a reputation to uphold.

A reputation as a better class of public house gained when it traded under it's old name of The Flying Donkey, when it's mine host was Annie Walker's arch nemesis, Nellie Harvey (Mollie Sugden.)

Who was really no better than she ought to be, and certainly no better than Mrs Walker, who claimed to be descended from 'the Beaumonts of Clitheroe'.

:D

Well she was wasn't she:confused::D


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