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cashman 14-02-2010 20:11
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 787704)
Why haven't we had any comment from the Ladies ?? :rolleyes: I'm sure you girls have had to put up with some "Pigs" of fella's in your time, so get your 2 pen'oth worth in & redress the balance, after all this is an equal opportunities forum, everyone's entitled to their say !! :D So come on Ladies get your digs in !! :oke2:
Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid.:D p.s. im back.:D

DaveinGermany 15-02-2010 20:07
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 787851)
Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid.:D p.s. im back.:D
Quite right Cashy, but what I meant is that us blokes can really turn it on when we're sniffin', all the chat, bags a krisma', flashin' the cash(by that I don't mean you wavin your 'erbert about neither) etc,etc, then when we've done the dastardly deed we're away on our toes afore the day breaks. :)

So what was meant was that they could name & shame the Scuzz buckets without any need to go into details, as they say "What's good for the Goose, is also good for the Gander" ;)

Retlaw 15-02-2010 20:14
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 787851)
Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid.:D p.s. im back.:D
Naw it will prove them devious, with all them artificial aids to make look like sumat there not.
Same wit make up, its a poor soil as needs a lot of top dressing.


Retlaw.

Mancie 15-02-2010 20:46
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.

cashman 15-02-2010 21:10
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 788131)
not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.
she didn't live just past the library did she?:D

Mancie 15-02-2010 21:49
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 788137)
she didn't live just past the library did she?:D
don't think it was Cashy.. more like some gaff on outskirt it even had a back yard:D

Eric 16-02-2010 07:03
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 787702)
Alcohol :thepint: Alcohol :thepint: oh & lots more Alcohol :thepint:, goes a long way to alleviating the problem, well at least as long as it's needed. :D :D :D

Yup ... I never met a girl I can't drink pretty:mosher:

accyman 16-02-2010 10:32
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 788177)
Yup ... I never met a girl I can't drink pretty:mosher:
youtube.com/watch?v=_kRMMMC1gWo


short little ditto for ya :D

edna 17-02-2010 13:26
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
Lol very funny thread,well im getting on in years myself, I would rather have a pie and a pint than a man!

Eric 17-02-2010 20:51
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by edna (Post 788620)
Lol very funny thread,well im getting on in years myself, I would rather have a pie and a pint than a man!
Me too, hon;):D

edna 18-02-2010 11:43
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lol

emamum 18-02-2010 11:50
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by edna (Post 788620)
Lol very funny thread,well im getting on in years myself, I would rather have a pie and a pint than a man!
i'd rather go to bed and sleep!

Neil 18-02-2010 13:58
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 788914)
i'd rather go to bed and sleep!
Well you must get up to it somewhere :rolleyes::p:D

jaysay 18-02-2010 15:15
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 788131)
not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.
Still drunk Mancie, don't seem like you mate:rolleyes:

accyman 18-02-2010 16:07
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 788949)
Still drunk Mancie, don't seem like you mate:rolleyes:
mancie has been known to be t-total i think that particualr period of his life is refered to as childhood :D


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