Hard Times A-Knockin' II
 

Well, I was delighted, shocked is perhaps too strong a word, surprised well yes, even heading a little towards gob smacked.

I had another ratter tat on the door today, 'my word that was daintily done', I thought, 'how could anyone get such a good tune out of a chunk of PVC?'.

On opening it there I found to my delight, a Lady, my luck has changed thought I, she introduced herself as none other than Karen Buckley.

She then asked if she could count on my support, like a well trained News of The World Reporter I refused to say that it was a little the worse for wear and that the buckles tend to catch in the most awkward of places.

Instead I informed her that, 'it was doubtful', she then asked if I was a Labour supporter? 'No', said I.



Oh so you won't be voting for either of us? Well I replied, I'm making up my mind, I didn't say I wouldn't vote for you I said it was 'doubtful', for this the tiniest glimmer of hope she thanked me with a smile and skipped, Yes, she actually did seem to skip from my door the two feet to the gates of Westwood Villas.

On closing the door on this vision, I still wasn't sure if it was true, have I actually met the Mysterious Karen?

Yes, replied all my emotions and you forgot to ask her anything worthwhile, you didn't even give her Rindy's address, fool!

Sorry everyone, I didn't take a photograph, so I have no proof that this meeting actually happened. Never mind, maybe I'll get a second chance in about 4 months if the result is a hung parliament and we are sent once more kicking and screaming to the polls.
:o

But if you ever read this Karen, I'm afraid doubtful will almost inevitably turn into no, but thank you for calling.

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You should have informed her that your home help was off sick today, and if she'd run round with the Hoover and duster, you'd take a moment to ponder if you could be pursuaded to give her your support.

;)

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Well i didn't get her, ya must be the chosen one.:D though in fairness i got a very pleasant Asian gentleman, so i pleasantly said NO THANKS.:D

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People rarely knock on my door. Most of them think I'm a cert for one party and I think the rest just can't find the place. :D

In all fairness Bernard knocked on my door last year and I have had a letter from PB already. So the two major parties know where I am. :D

As it happens, I'm at my most undecided this year - locally and nationally.

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Typical woman.............Can't make her mind up.:D:p

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Well she has not been here, but i think the reason might be they don't want to get covered in muck and dust and i think all the scaffolding and mud is putting her off calling its a great defence while the elections are on hehe

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Must cost a fortune mike, putting up scaffolding at each election just to keep politicians at bay:D

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Though probably less expensive than maintaining a moat.

;)

:D

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Or claiming for a mortgage you've already paid off;)

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...and the biggest crook, leaves Parliament with the biggest pension pot of all the 'retiring' MPs.

'Andrew MacKay will receive his full salary of £65,738 in a lump sum when he leaves and his pension for his 28 years of service will amount to around £41,000 a year.'
Andrew MacKay to leave with £1.8m handshake - News - getbracknell - Bracknell Forest Standard

;)

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There's a top 10 list in the Mail, of all the benefits they will receive for years of 'good service'.

Almost 150 grasping MPs to retire at next election with pay-offs of more than £1m | Mail Online

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Now, now, you two, we don't want to turn this into a political thread now do we?

:D

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Knock, knock.

'Who's there?'

'Kaz.'

'Kaz who?'

'Kaz the posh lawyer from t'seaside.'

'Open the door and tell me which kazoo you'll be blowing on May 6th.'

http://media.ksfy.com/images/kazoo1.jpg

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Has she not been yet Garinda:rolleyes:;)

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i find this sign usefull at times like these if anyone wants one just save the image and print off your own :D

http://www.seoconsultants.com/just-s...icians-480.gif

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Got my own thanks (see below). :D

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No. Why, is a visitation imminent?

Should I donkey stone the step, and scatter rose petals up my path?

I did have a flyer from Peter Britcliffe this afternoon, but alas no knock, and not a mention of kebuckley (sic), or whatever her name is.

;)

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I find answering the door in a dressing gown, which you let slip open, and a come hither smile, soons clears 'em off.

Well, nearly all of them.

:eek:

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front door or car door ?

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If they knock on the car door, rather than my front door, they should be seeking treatment, not votes.

;):D

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I see that today's Daily Mail has 2 pages of Cameron's Cuties to see if they've got what it takes to transform politics - 13 of them, from a Brownie leader to an ex-magician's assistant - but Kaz isn't among them.

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Be careful what you wish for:D

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What happens to those you don't frighten, probably just stand there and reply "Hello there Big Boy";):D

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Threatening behaviour can be deemed a criminal offence.

Though I've rolled out the red, whoops, blue carpet...just in case.

;)

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Sod that just have the kettle on:D