Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

Been involved in a typical russian chaotic queue - for 2 hours, involving fighting (not me), arguing, pushing in and general chaos.
Found luggage has been completely trashed (no wheels or handles on the case at all)
Been interagated by customs for 20 mins, but they let me off cos they didn't want the paperwork and I wouldn't give in to a bribe.
Been stuck in a traffic jam for 1 hour.
Seen 1 dead body.
Seen 3 pile ups.
Sent from desk to desk on a wild goose chase whilst trying to book into mediocre hotel, russians havn't a clue about service.
Had a couple of pints.
Realised why I like accrington/england so much! :)


And I'd like to finish this with some total truths about Moscow's most used airport. Sheremeteyvo 2. This place is the pits. It is the worst airport in the world. I hate it. Sheremeteyvo 2 (sheremteyvo II) is crap. Shremeteyvo 2 management want shooting. Sheremeteyvo 2 passport control officers need stringing up. French people who jump queues really annoy me. German people who jump queues really annoy me. I HATE SHEREMETEYVO 2. If anyone ever has to fly into moscow then never ever use this airport. If you fly with british airways then you will come into Domodedovo airport which is far far far far better. The extra cost of the flights is well worth it.

Grrrrr!!!

Rant over. Sorry. :)

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

Just hope they dont read this Roy, you might never get back out!

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

Having a good day then Roy? :D

A couple of pints back in blighty when you're home will help you to forget the trauma..

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

20 years in the Gulag first....

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

All i can say Roy is, you must earn loads of money in your job. you know you love it really. lol

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

you a bit grumpy roy? just think MINERS//he he he, methinks ill be banned after this ha ha ha

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

Hey Roy, try a session in the calm room it won't cost much!

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

EH HE WORKS FOR EMERSONS!!!!!!!!

Emersons and good money are 2 words seldom seen in the same sentance!!!!!

We are so hard done to you know!!!

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

Does the Russian economy survive without you. :D

How long are you away for this time Royski?

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

Life's a bitch....and then you come home!!!!!

Don't try Rumania or Somalia or Yemen....they'll make Moscow look like downtown Osswaldtwistle!!!

The rant obviously did you good, Roy........

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

Oh Roy,
I hope you are not enticing racial tension between us Brits and the Russians/French/Germans or one of the moderators will have to take action lol

Re: Been back in moscow now for 5 hours ish....
 

Yeah thats racist that is Roy.