Originally Posted by mani (Post 807941)

what are their policies??
.

Originally Posted by flashy (Post 807977)

god knows

Originally Posted by mani (Post 807985)

quite an interesting read. in places in america religious parties are the norm so its interesting to see one operating in the uk and its reaction.

*LMAO* @ flashy.

i can just see god canvassaing for them. i reckon out of the volcano will pop out a huge vote christian party banner.

Originally Posted by mani (Post 807941)

what are their policies??

do they realistically have a good chance of winning? they seem to be the party with the most banners etc placed around the place.

Originally Posted by turkishdelight (Post 808023)

Never even heard of them.

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 808123)

Just seen a poster for Mr Logan in the window of a neighbour's house (hmph, so much for voting for a local candidate!). There is also a large 4x4 outside with 'Jesus Army' painted all over it.

I'll put them down as a possible.

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 808137)

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 808137)

Rev Kev's got at least a dozen votes, it says so on his website.:rolleyes:
Endorsements

There's even a pic of Less & garinda's erstwhile best mate.

http://www.cpahyndburn.org.uk/images/alexross.jpg
I believe that Kevin embodies the principals of Christian Government and plays the part of a good shepherd.
Alex Ross

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808141)

:eek:

I'll bookmark this, for next month's Crimewatch.

:D

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 808123)

Just seen a poster for Mr Logan in the window of a neighbour's house (hmph, so much for voting for a local candidate!). There is also a large 4x4 outside with 'Jesus Army' painted all over it.

I'll put them down as a possible.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 808143)

Thanks yerself for bringing that burk up again:( what next another visit from Life:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808163)

We never did find out from him where the people living in tents in Accrington are.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ics-50092.html

:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 808188)

Gary, every now and then you post a link to a thread that was before my time and they never fail to entertain.

God bless Accyweb! :end:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808163)

We never did find out from him where the people living in tents in Accrington are.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ics-50092.html

:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 807972)

wish i had a pet lion but it looks like an abrupt sod off is going to have to do if they come knocking at my door.

mind you it could be worse they could be Born again christians and jesus do they spout a load of sheet

oh god i used jesus's name in vein

heaven help me

Originally Posted by Less (Post 808318)

How Stupid of me? Why didn't I realise by the smell?

It'sssss

















Our Alex, he Whose Father has many rooms, each one with a private business!

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ics-50092.html

Oh, come on Rindy, you remember Alex The one that want's us to vote for Christian.

:D

(Only the glasses have been changed, thanks to 'specsavers').

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808432)

Yes I realised it was one of our own flock, an Accy Webber, in post 24 Brother Less.

:mosher:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808441)

Composer : Alexander Ross
Trade4Gain is seeking products to import and export to China. We are presently researching which Chinese companies specialise in marketing and selling alcoholic drinks from Scotland and imported to China.
However we are keen to build up a network of such contacts that we can call upon to increase our operational efficency.
We will seek to identify customers in the UK who would like to import these vehicles from China and would be pleased to hear from such, if for example, finacing is needed.
Mr Alexander Ross BSc(Hons) AMIMA Dip. Int. Trd.
Tianjin Henglida Construction Machinery Import and Export Co., Ltd. - Guest Book

For the love of money is the root of all evil, which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
-1 Timothy 6:10.

:dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam:: :dflam::dflam::dflam:

Take heed brother Alex.

:angel:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808437)

Hello God,
I have copyright over my theories on Complex Prayer & Sacrifice. I would consider letting you use the basis of my theoretical work for your book but I would like a % of your profits.
Complex Prayer & Sacrifice does not work but if you want to use it as a fanciful excuse it will probably do. For hard sci fi it is rubbish.
This is an open offer to any other omnipresent being who should sing to me from the burning bush outside my Business Premises
Yours sincerely,
Mrs A Lax Endorser, Guru, Prophet, profiteer and all-round bother-er of all things Metaphysical & Mortal.
Address, The Tardis, (like a bus it's not very large on the outside but we have room for plenty more on top).
Complex Prayer & Sacrifice - Page 2 - Science Forums, The Original



:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808441)

Composer : Alexander Ross


Trade4Gain is seeking products to import and export to China. We are presently researching which Chinese companies specialise in marketing and selling alcoholic drinks from Scotland and imported to China.
However we are keen to build up a network of such contacts that we can call upon to increase our operational efficency.
We will seek to identify customers in the UK who would like to import these vehicles from China and would be pleased to hear from such, if for example, finacing is needed.
Mr Alexander Ross BSc(Hons) AMIMA Dip. Int. Trd.
Tianjin Henglida Construction Machinery Import and Export Co., Ltd. - Guest Book

For the love of money is the root of all evil, which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
-1 Timothy 6:10.

:dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam:: :dflam::dflam::dflam:

Take heed brother Alex.

:angel:

Originally Posted by Stumped (Post 808410)

I haven't been afforded the chance to present the contents of my saved-up waste bucket to any canvassers as yet. Maybe this lot will provide me with the opportunity, though I'd much rather dunk it onto any prospective labour candidate.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 808477)

Please log in and leave your message um, was very tempted but resisted, done really know how you spell two fingers in language his type understands:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by pipinfort

I remember the previous threads also ..............Religious nutters who make no sense whatsoever....

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 808526)

just politely tell them that jesus didnt die for our sins he died for his own unless sleeping with prostitutes wasnt a sin back then.

that usually does the trick :)

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 808566)

Oh come on accyman I'm in no mood to argue with religious fanatics :D

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 808594)

the it is merely a matter of hooking up your doorbell to the mains :D

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808834)

A direct quote, taken from Logan's latest election leaflet, which was delivered yesterday, with a whole load of other unwanted flyers, for takeaways etc.

'Save our Children from schools that teach students they're MERELY hairless apes out of a Big Bang en route to a hopeless Black Hole and are then amazed when they behave like it.'

At the side of this text is a lovely photograph of Logan, with what looks suspicously like gel in his hair.

Hopefully are schools are teaching that punctuation sometimes makes sense of gibberish.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 808835)

Think he'd even strugle then:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808837)

He does use the pamphlet to plug his latest 'novel'.

That's my Christmas gift ideas sorted then.

:rolleyes::D

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808837)

He does use the pamphlet to plug his latest 'novel'.

That's my Christmas gift ideas sorted then.

:rolleyes::D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 808813)

The doorbell don't work, anyway If I messed about with electrics I electrocute myself:D which would be counter productive:D

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 808868)

Oh i don't know about that.:D

Originally Posted by lindsay ormerod (Post 809598)

I got the Rev Kev's pamphlet too, it's actually funnier than Viz, so thanks Kev, the child found it hilarious too and so much cheaper than Viz, though sadly yours omitted Fat Slags and and Paul Wicker the Tall Vicar.:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Boeing Guy (Post 809714)

After reading the Rev Kev's comic, I wondered about his views on creationism. This business of Christ being born to a virgin can be quite hard for children to understand, maybe he should focus his views on the old God's, the pagan ones?
I refer him to the 1973 film 'The Wicker Man' I am sure he will find it quite liberating.....

Also, returning the country to good honest Christian Values, does this mean I will no longer be able to listen to subversive music from The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd and Crowed House etc????
These are questions that must be asked.....

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 809846)

was down accy today .. and in giftprint .. and just across the road outside the pharmacy was a van .. parked up .. with the right reverends posters all over it .. if the driver of the van reads this .. can i ask why did you park there ... just across the road from giftprint .. because i thought on peel street it was unloading and loading and disabled parking only .. i was in giftprint bugging the owners for quite a while .. and no one was in the van or unloading or loading ..

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 809846)

was down accy today .. and in giftprint .. and just across the road outside the pharmacy was a van .. parked up .. with the right reverends posters all over it .. if the driver of the van reads this .. can i ask why did you park there ... just across the road from giftprint .. because i thought on peel street it was unloading and loading and disabled parking only .. i was in giftprint bugging the owners for quite a while .. and no one was in the van or unloading or loading ..

Originally Posted by lindsay ormerod (Post 810572)

The Rev may have some strong words to say about tonights Telegraph article and accompanying pic that describes him as "Tory".....ooops.:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 810716)

Heaven forbid Lindsay I don't want associating with a bigot like that;)

Originally Posted by Less (Post 810726)

Of course not, he is a religious bigot, your bigotory knows no bounds!
:D